What's the cutest programming language?

Perl 6 was pretty cute with the butterfly and all, but if it's anything like Perl 4, it has a horrible personality that detracts from the cuteness.

Haskell can be cute, but only in the sense that it is clumsy and inept at everything. Helplessness is cute.

Scheme has a good chance at being cutest because of how many cuties program in Scheme.

C is an old hag and has not chance of being cute at all. And if C is an old hag, Seeples is a crack whore. May have been a cute little side project a few dozen years ago, but it lost all cuteness when it started stealing from you and calling you for bail money.

Which do you think is the cutest?

>>40
AND IN FORTH YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW IF YOU'RE PASSING THE RIGHT NUMBER OF ARGUMENTS, OR HOW MANY WILL BE CONSUMED BASED ON ARBITRARY RUNTIME DECISIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(parens are a better solution)

>>35
When was QBasic used as a ROM?

>>42 About ~1991
http://www.os2museum.com/wp/ibm-dos-5-0-qbasic-hangs-on-non-ibm-systems/

>>43
QBasic isn't in the ROM, it's just reading it to do some DRM bullshit.

>>20
What is Luna then?

>>45
A cat with a crescent-moon shape on her forehead.