Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad

Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad with turbospergs who have committed to a lifelong servitutde of le using le shit …. SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, anything that worko-s ain't ever gonna be "good" according to some

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>>9
Java is designed to let shitty fungible corporate cog knobs write software while caged in a crib, as to hopefully not break too many things.

It's telling that you like it.