Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad

Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad with turbospergs who have committed to a lifelong servitutde of le using le shit …. SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, anything that worko-s ain't ever gonna be "good" according to some

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>>10-17
That ``fungible cogs'' meme is pretty worn out. Every Lisp ``programmer'' sounds exactly the same. They use the same tired memes: blub, fungible, macros, Lisp machines, blah blah blah. If anyone is fungible, it's Lisp ``programmers.'' Have they made a single working program? All I see is barely started useless junk on Github. Are they even programmers? They sound more like programmed bloggers. Robots saying the same thing while pretending to be different.