Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad

Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad with turbospergs who have committed to a lifelong servitutde of le using le shit …. SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, anything that worko-s ain't ever gonna be "good" according to some

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>>9
Java is designed to let shitty fungible corporate cog knobs write software while caged in a crib, as to hopefully not break too many things.

It's telling that you like it.

>>9
One word: no metaprogramming

>>11
These are two words.

>>10
That's the point of corporate programming! I deliver the work we promise according to the schedule and specification. Code that's properly fungible is maintainable code.

>>11
If I wanted metaprogramming, I'd use a Lisp of some sort.

>>13
Not code that's fungible, but programmers that are fungible. IOW, the shittiest, stupidest, ignorant fucks possible.

Java is the Nerf of programming languages, during the war of development.

>>13
Metaprogramming is a must-have in any language.

>>15
Plenty of languages are successful without macros/eval/runtime polymorphism. Its not a clear-cut advantage.

>>16
Successful among whom? Cubicle curry-negroes with the intelligence of a cow whose idea of code generation is to copy and paste text?