Prospective Retard

How do I get a job with a CS and biology degree if I graduated a year ago and have done nothing with either?

I'm also 27 and balding and a virgin with no social skills or employment history. Tasukete onegai.

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Thanks for providing us with your deep insight, otherwise we might have never realized about it.

My, the inimitable "wit" ejaculated by the gallon, here on /prog/.