/prog/ - Prospective Retard

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:40

How do I get a job with a CS and biology degree if I graduated a year ago and have done nothing with either?

I'm also 27 and balding and a virgin with no social skills or employment history. Tasukete onegai.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:45

Work for far right white supremacist groups to crack the DNA code and reprogram deadly diseases to only target negros.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:46

Most employers perform a virginity test on applicants these days. I'm afraid you'll have to take care of that before anything else.

Just be yourself.

Name: Nervossa 2016-01-11 16:47

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Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 17:02

>>2
I'd rather just let them kill themselves off naturally. Plus Mexicans are a bigger problem in Denver, anyways.

>>3
Yeah, thinking about raping the cutest interviewer just to prove I'm not a creepy virg.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 18:34

никита-chan!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 19:09

I recommend you stay in your Google job for at least a year so you can apply at a real company with that on your CV.

Name: ready 2016-01-15 9:34

Nissan, Mobil Terbaik Pilihan Keluarga Indonesia
http://newbipemula.blogspot.co.id/2015/12/Nissan-Mobil-Terbaik-Pilihan-Keluarga-Indonesia.html

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 2:20

Trevor.....

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 4:51

Just fake a reference or say you were working on a portfolio. Also you are 27 and have never been employed and you have two degrees? That's scary!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 5:48

I'm like you OP except I only have one degree.

fucking terrified i don't know what how im going to cope.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 10:47

>>11
Anime about cute girls doing cute things.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 10:49

Tasukete onegai.

Haha, stupid weeaboo.

I'm also 27 and balding and a virgin with no social skills or employment history.

Typical weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 12:54

>>13
Thanks for providing us with your deep insight, otherwise we might have never realized about it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 14:49

>>14
Happy to accomodate you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 15:17

My, the inimitable "wit" ejaculated by the gallon, here on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 15:57

>>14,16
Satire is the lowest form of comedy and the lowest form of wit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 20:57

>>17
But that wasn't satire, it was sarcasm.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-18 21:05

>>18
Relax, it was satire.

Prospective Retard

1 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:40

2 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:46

4 Name: Nervossa 2016-01-11 16:47

5 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 17:02

6 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 18:34

7 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-11 19:09

8 Name: ready 2016-01-15 9:34

9 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 2:20

10 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 4:51

11 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 5:48

12 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 10:47

13 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 10:49

14 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 12:54

15 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 14:49

16 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 15:17

17 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 15:57

18 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 20:57

19 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-18 21:05