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How many active posters are there on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 0:47

I estimate 5.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 2:21

You, me and the Sussman.
That's 3 people on my dictionary.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 3:07

I think about 12, of which 7 can actually /prog/ ^^

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 3:25

2 lispers, 1 haskeler, 1 asmer, 1 ceer, 1 cpluser, ..?

Wonder if the indonesian guy can code menyambut!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 7:46

But I am just one guy talking to myself on the BBS that I created for self-therapy for my multiple personality disorder. Don't you guys know that? Didn't I tell you?

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 8:05

Oh you!

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 8:19

Anyone like to check if they've (asio / their cia buddies) stopped posting CP on hatechan yet?

I'd imagine if you check the catalog you are somewhat safe (it only displays thumbnails), /aus board please =)

They really must've been desperate to shut me up for some reason, unless it was just pure coincidence..

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 8:23

I don't suppose there really was any other way, it's not like there's many things that are illegal to simply observe on a computer.. State Secrets perhaps? ^^

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 8:36

I may have to refrain from posting there.. =(

I was told it was safe to post here again.

EWS ALLOWED GUNS IN PUBLIC

GLEN Eira Council (Melbourne) has secretly voted to allow private security guards from the Jewish community to carry guns in its public parks.

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 8:46

Ya tell america to learn from other peoples good example, and what do they do..?

Start pushing their own dud ideas on us, so they can copy them!

Re: Abolishing the states

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 10:42

Ugh, drawn into another match of chess against a pigeon

Really, what pains me most is that you can keep making the same mistakes via some silly circular logic argument and blame anyone else that tries to break the vicious cycle.

So perhaps, i should just wipe my hands and walk away.. After all, in the end, it is a jewish problem. And you will only hurt me for even trying to help

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 10:48

What can you do when someone would sooner choose the guillotine tommorow than suffer a pin-pricked finger today?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 10:51

I do post occasionally, but it's mostly shitposting and dubs checking (and JACKSON 5 GET, and fibs of course). I think I've only made 3 serious posts during the last 2 months (this being one of the serious posts).

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 10:55

Mustn't one cease screaming for advice if he wishes to hear it?

Name: !fig9A 2016-01-12 10:58

>>15
nice serious post there anon. done any programming lately? =)

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 11:25

a couple of hundred of them

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 11:52

>>17
Yes, for work. I do it quite a lot. But it's boring .NET and Java stuff (but still relatively enjoyable work) and there's not really much worth saying about it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 13:35

>>19
Wait, is this a serious post or are you just shitposting again?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 13:39

>>19
enjoyably boring still sounds kind of interesting.
probably a good description of /prog/ itself ^^

*considers translating his posts to latin

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 13:46

XXI >>
enjoyably odiosis adhuc sonat genus interesting.
forsit bonum descriptio / prog / ipsa ^^

* considerat transferendis suis posts latin

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 14:06

ecfundo oblectatio

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-12 21:43

wingardium leviosa

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 1:53

*begins mental preparations to rip antisemitism to shreds

First a few mythbusts

Black people and other minorities Can Be Racist.

Saying that race X is a minority and therefore cannot be racist Is Itself Racist.

Stifling all non-jewish discussion of anti-semitism by calling them antisemitic is Pure Antisemitic Fuel!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 2:05

As such, the word antisemitism functions as an oppressive noose, where jews are permitted to create new rules for non-jews, and any adversity to / disdain of the noose is labelled antisemitism.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 2:13

>>26

Actually, the noose breaks in two.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 2:49

To compound the problem further, jews continue to insist that they are completely unrelated to and absolved of any responsibility of antisemitism, to the point where the even the rise of the nazi was a completely spontaneous instance of racism.
Even though jews had already lived in germany for some number of centuries..

Do you think perhaps that some other `racist jews', if i may use the term, might have fled from some other conflict zone and `infected' germany..? (the antisemitic narrative)
Is that somehow more racist than saying the opposite, that perhaps a group of `racist germans', having had a bad experience with jews elsewhere, came back and `infected germany'..? (the jewish narrative)
And of course the third-party option, that some other immigrants, having had a bad experience with jews elsewhere, came back and `infected germany'..? (the wisdom of the crowd narrative)

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 3:10

>>28

All joking aside, you'll damage your programming brain thinking about this nonsense instead of programming. Don't waste your energy.

Focus on the programming.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 4:17

>>29
It is a real problem though, nonsensical as it is.

I think the crux of it is that semitism is antisemitism.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 4:32

>>30
Nobody gives a fuck about semitic heritage either way, and the few who do don't matter or are old & dying.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 12:12

Holy fuck Luke, shut the fuck up

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 12:59

>>32
People respond to racism with "You're an idiot". Stop projecting your childish insecurities and pissyness on the rest of us, and shut the fuck all the way up.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 7:16

Those posts weren't that bad were they? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 7:32

I mean, i thought they were above average, for /prog/.. xD

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 8:00

What would you like me to clarify..?

The israeli prison bit (circa >>11/12)? The self-harming jews bit (circa >>32/33)? Or the improved definition of Antisemitism? (circa >>34 i believe)

They are all quite logical arguments...

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 8:23

Allow me to enlighten
part I
people go to jail for their behavior, yes? There is also concepts known as `Guilt by Association', `Aiding or abetting Crime' / `Harbouring Criminals', and `Following the law of the country you are in', is there not?
We can argue (or even agree) about not agreeing with laws till the cows come home, so i'll skip that for now..
part II
Was just about self-explanatory anyway, why are you persecuting the one non-antisemite on the glen-eire council? You want to guard a set of swings in a park with an AK, move to the U.S / Israel.. That is also illegal here by state law, so for a council to be planning these things in secret is rather questionable
part III
Was mostly just crushing a pair of opposites with their own momentum, a basic martial art technique transferred into linguistics

Any questions?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 8:46

*Is horribly offended by people projecting their childish insecurities and pissyness on the rest of us

Not really, but i'll go again anyway.. =)
Obviously /prog/ is not mature enough for such plainspoken discussion without half a tonne of bubble-wrap and disclaimers

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 19:36

I'm a passive poster.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 20:25

this thread should be on /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-14 22:48

>>42
Fuck you and your passive aggressiveness. Nobody cares about your crusade, get it? It's an absolute non-issue. It's not about censorship or maturity or anything.

The only place where anybody gives a fuck about Jew vs non-Jew is a shithole where people have nothing to do but kill each other, for any meaningless reason. The rest of the world gives no fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-15 22:44

>>2,2,2-2,2-2,2-2,2

>>2-2-2 worked on the good /prog

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 11:20

Um, there are posts missing in this thread. The way I see it, it goes >>31 and then >>36. Anybody else have this glitch?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 11:52

>>47
No, you're a special little flower. Doesn't >>36 give you a clue?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 12:09

>>48
No, it doesn't. I see no reason to delete posts just because they were made by someone who doesn't agree with the moderator. This is oppression of the freedom of speech.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 12:20

>>49
Give a fuck. /prog/ shits on your ``freedoms''.
Even reading sincerity in your tone, what, for one, makes you think that was the reason? This is a programming board full of assholes - what even makes you think a moderator did it?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 12:25

>>50
You're lying.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 12:28

>>51
Which assertion do you contest? I have made none.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 12:45

>>52
Then what's the purpose of talking you? You've made none, you've said none, your importance is none.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 13:01

>>53
I was employing the Socratic method. You entered in >>47 with a hole in your worldview, I gave you a hint in >>48 to which you responded with a collection of baseless assertions in >>49, and I deconstructed them in >>50 -- or, rather, asked you the questions through which, by answering, you were able to deconstruct >>49 by yourself. You then got super high and posted >>51.
It seems I was successful. No need to thank me. Especially if you're going to do it as in >>53.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 13:03

>>54
Keep on masturbating on your supposed self-importance. I at least have those dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 13:45

What did >>32-35 include?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 14:20

>>55
Anti-intellectual scum. Go back to /r/tech.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 14:54

>>57
You're the only anti-intellectual here for not standing up for freedom of speech.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 14:58

>>58
I am disappointed that you didn't actually read >>50.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 14:59

>>59
I did read it. Didn't find anything of importance there, though.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-16 15:15

>>60
It's amusing to see you alternately being an idiot and a douche.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-17 4:17

>>56
Luke talking to himself again, apparently. While I don't know why they were deleted, I am going to side with Admin-kike on this, because I don't want >>49 baka to drag his Gamergate buddies here to try and combat the ``oppression of free speech''. Lets all ostracize >>49!

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-18 5:21

>>62
take more blue pills, goyim

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-18 16:11

>>63
Try Blue Cream instead

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-18 18:51

>>64
I prefer redcream

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-19 18:00

Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:50

Me
You
The Sussman
The Abelson
Guy Steele
The spirits of John McCarthy and Dennis Rickie
Luke
Nikita
Cudder
Lambda Arthur Calculus
FRIGN
The Huskal script kiddie
That guy that likes Shinku
That guy that likes Suigintou
The lost /g/ lurker

Name: FrozenVoid 2016-01-23 13:01

There is a missing line in your list

Name: collective 2016-01-23 13:14

...?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:35

>>68
No, there isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-23 19:35

>>70
Yes there is. Mentifex is also here.

Name: Mentifex 2016-01-23 20:17

Mentifex is just about to upload an updated version of

http://ai.neocities.org/P6AI_man.html

Manual for running Perl6 artificial intelligence killer app

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-23 20:38

>>72
How good is your AI's target discrimination when used in a lethal drone system?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 3:56

>>73
I've read that the Chinese government uses ANDRU to find and eliminate dissidents with only 40% false positives and 1% false negatives. The PRC owes Mentifex a great debt. Without him, they could never have held on to power as long as they have.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 6:28

Drones don't actually need an AI like in SciFi.
A simple function that shoots everything in range thats detected as non-drone, and you just got a Skynet-level swarm.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 6:44

>>75
What if there 2 Skynets:
Skynet-1:simple C function to detect non-drone targets and kill them.
Skynet-2:Advanced Lisp AI with cost analysis,tactical modules, optimal strategy generation and on-field networks that share data between drones.
Which one would win?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 6:50

>>76
Skynet-1. The other swarm would get stuck in GC pauses.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 8:07

>>76
It depends if the Lisp AI would decipher the friend-foe system of C drones and sneak in rogue drones.
C drones will also be defeated by luring single drones into traps or some tactical tricks their fixed function logic can't consider.
However in mass battles, the Lisp AI might lose crucial milliseconds if it starts to calculate costs of attacks and tactical moves in the middle of the fight.
>>77
Skynet-2 would add 256GB of ram to every drone and a faster CPU to compensate.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 8:10

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 8:52

>>76
Skynet-1 performs calculations in nanoseconds and nearly annihilates Skynet-2's forces within minutes. However, it segfaults shortly before total victory, causing all of its drones to fall out of the sky.
Skynet-2 emerges victorious as a result, but proceeds to do nothing. In fact, it wasn't even really fighting in the first place because it was nothing more than a half-baked toy program.

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