/prog/ - Announcement: UltraSuck™

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 6:40

There's too much "suckless" shit on this board.

So in retaliation, I'm starting the UltraSuck™ project. We will be rewriting Unix in JAVA ENTERPRISE EDITION.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:32

Will we use MySQL?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:35

Nope, we should rewrite Haskel in C++ using All the Design Patterns and Newest C++14/C++17
features and Best Practices.
..and call it Haskell++

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:42

>>3
Header-only library would be much easier:haskell++.hpp
No one actually uses haskell in production, but C++ header-only libraries are actually popular.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:51

We should go more suckless than suckless, and rewrite Windows 95 in Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:52

>>5
How is this suckless?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:04

>>6
Reimplementing useless shit in useless low-level languages without ever paying mind to anything else productive.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:13

>>2
MOAR LIKE JAVA DB

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:16

>>5
Questionable legality. Are you going to ReactOS source?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:43

>>9
No, it'll be clean-room. We have to barge blindly forward without addressing any well-known complex issues, after all.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 14:24

Will this include a Java Solaris kernel?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 15:01

>>11
No Solaris, but it will combine each of SunOS, SCO, and Minix kernels working together in the same JVM.

Announcement: UltraSuck™

1 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 6:40

2 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:32

3 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:35

4 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:42

5 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:51

6 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 7:52

7 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:04

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9 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:16

10 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 8:43

11 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 14:24

12 Name: Anonymous 2016-01-13 15:01