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PROGRAMMING GENERAL

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 11:00

Keep it all in this one thread, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 11:11

>>1
Lets talk about 2hus, since 2hus are programmed by a programmer, programming programs programmatically.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 11:19

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 19:52

why do they have a programming thread on /g/? none of the can program

it's weird, it's not even hard to learn some basic programming but none of them have progressed beyond hello world. but they have these 100 post long threads every single day. what is the reason?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-25 2:35

>>4
its more important to do whatever hobby you have in full view of everyone, how else do you get likes comments subscribes and faves? idiot

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-25 4:03

>>2
How does Remilia sustain such a large household with such a large staff when the Scarlet Devil Mansion doesn't produce anything? Sure, you could say she lives off investments, but how would she collect investments from the outside world, and what investments would she be making in such a chaotic place as Gensokyo? I cannot believe that someone who is effectively immortal could possibly think that living completely on savings would be a good thing. The cost to upkeep a huge mansion that is larger on the inside than on the out, and to host such large parties all the time would not be sustainable for very long, much less forever.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-26 3:36

>>6
She whores misbehaving fairies out to the Human Village.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-26 23:08

2 + 2 = 5, for very large values of 2.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-27 1:13

>>4

Why are you still reading a 4chan board after 2008 is a better question.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-27 6:42

>>9
Why are you still reading a progrider board after 2015?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-27 9:54

>>10
I don't. I merely write on it

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-27 10:17

>>4
why do they have a programming thread on /g/? none of the can program

/g/ delivered this: https://directory.fsf.org/wiki/Tox while /prog/'s bigges achievement is a BBCode pong. Who's the real programmer?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-27 10:24

>>12
you are forgetting about sleep sort.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-27 18:07

This small Java VM has many shifting bugs, moving dependencies and hidden complexity. Yet no matter how you manipulate them, it seems impossible to actually program in Java. It is also difficult to even try because the dark artifact constantly whispers to you, 'ENTERPRISE QUALITY. ENTERPRISE QUALITY. ENTERPRISE QUALITY.'

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-28 16:14

>>14
psst...
'STOP REINVENTING THE WHEEL.
USE PROVEN DESIGN PATTERNS AND FRAMEWORKS.
REFACTOR, RE-USE AND ENCAPSULATE.
METHODICAL UNIT TESTING AND PROFILING ENSURES ENTERPRISE QUALITY.
YOUR CODE WILL FEED 10 INDIAN MAINTAINERS.'

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-28 17:43

>>15
How can Java feed Indians when it has no curry?

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-28 17:56

>>16
import java.util.function.*;
import static java.lang.System.out;

public class CurryingAndPartialFunctionApplication
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
IntBinaryOperator simpleAdd = (a, b) -> a + b;
IntFunction<IntUnaryOperator> curriedAdd = a -> b -> a + b;

// Demonstrating simple add:
out.println(simpleAdd.applyAsInt(4, 5));

// Demonstrating curried add:
out.println(curriedAdd.apply(4).applyAsInt(5));

// Curried version lets you perform partial application:
IntUnaryOperator adder5 = curriedAdd.apply(5);
out.println(adder5.applyAsInt(4));
out.println(adder5.applyAsInt(6));
}
}

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-28 22:19

>>17
I'm sorry but that is considered non-pythonic, please delete.

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