Whoops

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

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a rather expensive private school

What was the point of going to an expensive school if you grew up to be a porg-rammer? Stupid Westerners and their Expensive Education fetish. Negroes on the street don't go to any schools and they've got awesome physiques that get them pussy. Book smart doesn't cut it in the real world.