Whoops

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

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Why did Philip of Macedonia have Alexander the Great waste all that time having him educated by Aristotle when he was already a prince and could have been drown in that sweet, sweet eunuch catamite boipussy. Little Alex was also completely uninterested in the Olympic games, that fucking nerd.

On the other hand, Alexander did more by age 20 than every nigger that has ever lived combined. Philip wanted his son to be able to do better things than him, that's why he get him an education (and gave him what was probably the best army on earth at the time).