Whoops

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

>>55
You could move to a shittier country where things are cheaper. You could buy things and hope things get better so it increases in value, and if it doesn't, then things are still cheap, so it's a win-win. I can't see any downsides to doing that, so long as you are okay with living in a nigger infested country where people routinely sell their children to foreign degenerates for money, but I did drink a bottle of cough syrup half an hour ago so I could be wrong.