>be 14 young man >cousin's cottage at sipoo >cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful >spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc >give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna >being naked is natural, mixed sauna >penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger) >take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna >exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet >my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue >me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side >at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5 >I was embarrassed and tried to hide it >cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities >"do you want to touch my boobs" >susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs >"but can I touch your penis?' >fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer >suddenly your dad appears in sauna >"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here" >cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater >bends you to lie on your stomach >I'll shit on your back now, son" >okay dad >shit ejects on your back >dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?' >"honestly not very much, no" >"me neither, I thought you'd like it" >never talk about shit-episode with father again
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Anonymous2016-02-09 8:33
I actually liked the story.
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Anonymous2016-02-09 14:32
>>6 It was overly biological for my tastes, but I've read worse.
>>11 is quoting >>8 correctly. >>12 is quoting >>11 correctly.
You, >>13, need to get the cancer out of your brain, because you're obviously too mentally impaired to understand actual communication.
Wait, no, leave the cancer there and die the fuck off.
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Anonymous2016-02-10 18:39
>>5 is quoting nobody as s/he doesn't make use of the quote functionality >>8 is a nigger >>11 is a nigger >>12 is a nigger >>13 is a nigger >>14 is a nigger >>15 is not a nigger
>>31 Take your racismophobia back to Facebook, pussyface.
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Anonymous2016-02-14 11:42
oh it's so easy to be racist on the internets... but tell that to a street nigger if you dare, you'd have your ass handed to you desu senpai
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Anonymous2016-02-14 19:12
>>35 Sharing your beliefs with strangers on the street is stupid anyway. Smart people know how to be quiet and act racist without anyone having a clue.
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Anonymous2016-02-15 5:58
Sharing your beliefs with strangers on the street is stupid anyway. Satori people know how to be quiet and conjure spirits with their spells without anyone having a clue.
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Anonymous2016-02-15 6:15
>>37 What's the point of reading SICP if you can't conjure spirits in fron of people?