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Fuck, Marry, Kill 4 programming languages

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 14:48

Fuck: Javascript, Java, C, Python

Marry: Go, C++, Scheme

Kill: Ruby, PHP, C#, GNU Bash

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 15:46

Back to Myspace, please.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 16:15

4 programming languages
Go, C++, Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 21:17

Fuck you.
Marry Christmas.
Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 21:28

Fuck: Assembly languages, C, Prolog, Erlang
Marry: Coq, Haskell, Scheme, Ur/web
Kill: PHP, Python, Ruby, Verilog

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 21:41

HOT STRIPPING BBCODES

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 23:10

Everything except Scheme and C needs to be packed in the gas chambers with their programers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 23:17

I only fuck girls that I marry.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-14 23:36

I only kill girls that I fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 3:03

>>3
it's obviously short 4 ``for''

get with le program 😂

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 6:17

I only check dubs that I get.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 17:13

fuck: Elixir, Go, Swift
marry: Ruby, Objective C, C/C++
kill: PHP, HTML, LISP (lol)

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-15 21:19

>>10
``obvious''ness is evaluated by the audience.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 17:28

>>12

kill lisp
marry ruby

BOYS I FOUND THE FAG

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-16 18:40

>>12
good lord you have abysmal taste

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 1:24

Fuck: nothing
Marry: a good programmer
Kill: bad programmers

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 1:41

>>16
How are you planing to make kids if you aren't going to fuck your programmer wife? Fucking is an act of love.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 3:06

>>17
Kids are are brats and for pedophiles, and programmer women are frigid bitches anyway. Nothin' beats a nice, warm cock at a truck stop at 2:00AM at least a hundred kilometers from your house.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-17 14:44

>>18
spotted the non american. why do you hate freedom so much?

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-18 17:01

fuck C++, Java and
marry Scheme, Haskell, C, maybe python?
kill Go, Swift, PHP

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-18 18:15

fuck ruby
marry ruby
kill ruby

in reverse order

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-18 19:55

Fuck, Marry, Kill: C89, Scheme, and Perl 5