lol@stackoverflow virgins

I made an account with a female avatar, thinking that white knights will rush to answer my questions. But I got downvoted to hell every time. I guess interactions with females can be triggering. Just lol.

Idea for someone with no life: Do a legit study with controls (female/male/ugly/hot) to see how avatars affect responses in the programming community.

More like lol at you, idiot.

>>2
proof?

I don't even look at avatars or other crap when I use that site (which is not very often.)

>>3
I find your epistemological demands triggering.

>>4
Nobody asked you though.

Wait, Stackoverflow has avatars? Fuck, aren't you the nerd. You were probably downvoted for your stupidity, not because anyone cared about your avatar.

I'm too much of a coward to post under anything except an anime avatar.

>>6
Every time I see a post on /prog/, I ask myself, ``What would Cudder-sama have to say about this?''

>>1
Most SO users seem to be relatively normal gen z children of the internet, meaning they've spent enough time online to be acquainted with e-whoring - which they think you're doing.

You'd get luckier on more mainstream sites (typically social media) where clueless folks can be rather easily manipulated with crude methods such as profile pics.

You can still successfully e-whore neckbeards like SO users, wikipedos, MMO players ... but you need to drop subtle breadcrumbs "i'm a dumb female, btw, and i' not fat either". In text, as that's their primary means of perception.

>>4
Shalom!

>>11
Nice dubs!

Quite like how dogs are acquainted through smell, these perceive through text.

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It would be really great if you could just go ahead and email it to the professor under my name.
Thanks~!
- by Tenshi @ 2016/25/02 19:07:32

>>14

I'm a cute girl and that means I have a vagina

Wrong!
I like my cute girls without vaginas. I prefer them with little penises.

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>>16
Then go buy/find one.

Please don't bully Tenshi, >>17. This is a safe space for SJIS drawings.

>>14
Ugly girls have vaginas, too.

>>18
That's clearly Youmu in >>16.

>>19
Do they? I've never looked. If she ain't a ten, then it's anal only. I've destroy so many ugly sluts' assholes, but I've never actually considered turning them over to see what's on the front. I guess I may never know.

>>20
They were all dudes, faggot.

>>21
Check 'em

>>20
Was thinking Rumia, actually.

I only program for cute 2hus.