You'll Never Be As Smart As Mark Cerny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Cerny

I'll never be dumb enough to trust wikipedia.

Sure, he's smart, but is he Abelson smart?

Sure, Abelson's smart, but is he Cerny smart?

>>3

Thank you for continuing this meme.

Cerny looks like a Slavian last name. You know Russians are smarter than you, American hamburger gulpers.

>>6
Cerny is Polish/west-Ukraine slavic. He is either Jewish or Polish/Ukrainian. And russians are not slavs.

>>7
So, still smarter than junk food-slobbering "Superbowl" watching pieces of lard.

>>8
I think any White or Mongoloid nation is smarter than Muricans with the exception of Cana-duh.

>>10
Don't you know that America invented smart white people? (but also rednecks and fatties)

>>10
Also talking to yourself, apparently.

>>10
America was created by smart white people from Europe, but Americans have degraded grossly since then. Nowadays Americans, even ostensibly white ones, are pathetically cultureless (e.g. they consider hip-hop "music" and actually listen to it), uneducated (write a simplest mathematical formula and the American will go "uh, uh, that's like, you know, science stuff! ur, like, uh, so smart!!!1"), violent (shooting people up for no reason is an American pastime) and imperialistic (they seriously believe that the whole world belongs to Murica and they can invade whatever country they choose).

>>12
The last one is gubmint, not the "We The People". But the government doesn't even properly act imperialistically. The USA is imperial-lite, fucking around and meddling with shit and just making it worse. If they'd actually start plating goddamn USA flags in the sand in the middle east and start saying "Fuck you, this is our land now, you shit eating sandniggers!" I think the middle east would actually be in better shape.

>>13
Every people have the government they deserve.

>>13
So you're saying that Americans are too stupid to even do imperialism right?

>>15
I don't think the American government (because again, it's not the American people pushing for this) is interested in imperialism. Yet people keep incorrectly saying America is imperialistic. It's those people who are too stupid to speak correctly.

However, as an aside I think that actual imperialism might have more legitimate effects than just the current """influencing""".

>>16
Invading countries and staging coups is imperialistic enough, that's why the whole world thinks you're imperialists, stupid American. If you're too stupid to extract proper profits from it like other empires could, that doesn't make you any less imperialistic than e.g. Victorian Britain.

America, please, invade russia and kick some Putin's drunk ass.

>>17
We'll stick our fingers in every last one of your pies and when you complain about it we'll put our dick in the mashed potatoes.

>>19
Lol no. Your society is too aged, degenerate and decadent to do that anymore. Your empire's sun is setting. China will fuck you up.

>>20
Nope. The US may be dying, but we are insanely powerful and incredibly rich, so you can bet that our shambling corpse will either run shit or wreck shit for decades to come (probably both). And if we fall, you can bet the slime off your disgusting slavic ballsack that we will take the rest of the West with us. That may sound nice to you, but keep in mind all your country produces is cheap weapons, pseudoscientific "medical" charms, and soft core child pornography. Do you really want to live in a world where it's either that or ching chong nip nong guy quang chan?

You'll never be as checkable as my dubs

>>20
typical degenerate russian face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D3hsJtqSGc

(they seriously believe that the whole world belongs to Murica and they can invade whatever country they choose)

This is true. But the same is true for Russia and China.

>>19

and when you complain about it we'll put our dick in the mashed potatoes.

*whips out collective american dick*

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