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LEFT BUTTON ON MY USB MOUSE STOPPED WORKING

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:28

Windows 8.1 acer laptop. How do I fix it ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:30

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:31

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 14:01

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 15:12

>>1
Works On My Machine, cannot reproduce: closed as WONTFIX.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 15:31

SICP
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:26

bump need help pls, spare me your sic memes

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 7:50

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 10:05

Windows
You've signed your own sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 10:44

I tried deleting the driver but no luck. I'm honestly at a loss here.... Any serious help?

>>8
C I believe.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 10:57

>>5
And rightly so.
The other day I got a report at work from some debuggers of disc read errors, the cause being that they scratched the fucking disc. Fuckers.

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-03-06 17:03

Disassemble it and clean the contacts...

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 23:10

pm'd you the answer

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 0:44

Is your hovercraft full of eels?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 17:25

Typical limpwristed left-wing buttons.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 4:13

>>12
Wrong asshole, it's actually NOT a hardware issue, because I tried multiple mouses with the same result. Thanks for playing, though.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 5:08

>>16
I didn't know you had two assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 6:45

>>16
it's actually NOT a hardware issue, because I tried multiple mouses

that doesn't fully prove it, maybe all the mouses you have tried have the same issue, so you don't know for sure it's not a hardware problem.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 11:15

OMG is this jerkeater still asking for advice?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 13:27

>>18
#notallmice

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 14:56

#MouseButtonsMatter

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 2:30

>>21
Yeah, actually they do. I fucking HATE touchpads so losing my left click abilities on USB mouses is the problem I need to solve. Thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 2:47

>>22
Use a joystick instead.
*Grabs dick your joystick if you know what I mean ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)*

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 3:57

>>23
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 4:02

>>24
Sounds like my penis lol

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 4:16

holy shit what fucking level of irony is this

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 13:18

>>26
Excuse me?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 20:01

holy shit what fucking level of irony is this

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 21:50

Um, we actually heard you the first time? Any ideas on how to fix malfunctioning programming causing the left mouse to sit on the shelf, though?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 21:57

Replace the shelf.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 22:01

>>29
we actually heard you the first time?
Whom are you asking?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 22:09

I guess OP actually thought this board would serve as tech support.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 0:36

>>31
Why are you using big city homo words? It's "who" not whom asshole. Maybe if you used normal people words, everybody could understand what's being said here?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 0:42

>>33
"Whom" is used when it is the object, much like the word "him".

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 1:25

Only hipsters replace whom with who.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 1:59

Buy a new one. If you can't afford it, get a job. They have some there that you can steal..

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 4:19

>>34/5
Oh please.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 4:50

I've had my mouse for like 10 years now, I don't think they make them anymore and I don't know what I'd get to replace it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 5:29

Get a trackball and drive it with your scrotum.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 6:05

>>39
And that's your version of a solution, huh? I pity you; I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.

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