>>5 And rightly so. The other day I got a report at work from some debuggers of disc read errors, the cause being that they scratched the fucking disc. Fuckers.
I guess OP actually thought this board would serve as tech support.
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Anonymous2016-03-11 0:36
>>31 Why are you using big city homo words? It's "who" not whom asshole. Maybe if you used normal people words, everybody could understand what's being said here?
LE EBIN GET JOB MAYMAYS XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
LE EBIN :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Anonymous2016-03-11 10:32
Stop using soulless digital technology. Buy a pet mouse instead.
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Anonymous2016-03-12 1:14
I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.
I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;
"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!
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Anonymous2016-03-12 3:22
>>41 Not a meme, you need to get an actual job. Your mother isn't going to feed your fat NEET ass forever.
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Anonymous2016-03-12 7:07
>>44 nice meme, cuck. enjoy working for your jew boss, though, you cuck.
The trouble is, when I delete the driver it automatically downloads it again when I plug the mouse in. But it won't let me troubleshoot or roll back the driver. I'm starting to worry that the mouse is just a symptom and I'm facing far serious fundamental problems with the unit. Thoughts?
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Anonymous2016-03-12 22:38
check 'em dubz
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Anonymous2016-03-12 22:44
when I delete the driver it automatically downloads it
The 'repair/diagnose' option for the mouse drivers isn't present guys. Not even greyed-out, fucking not even there. I getting pains shooting up my wrist from using the trackpad, but it seems like the glitch is permanent. I really need some help now, no more memes or garbage posts itt.
>>57 Are you able to put one together for me? Maybe as a training exercise - you can program it and then explain your code and I will learn from that. Thanks!
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Anonymous2016-03-14 0:36
>>60 I thought you were trying to debug the driver. What does my code have to do with your mouse?
>>61 I don't want to open PDFs, rather I want you to program a fixed version of my mouse driver that registers left click. Are you up to the challenge?
>>107 jisakujien? What did you mean by this, exactly?
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Anonymous2016-03-18 1:58
自作自演/じさくじえん/performing a part in one's own play; playing a musical piece that one has written|doing everything by oneself (from preparation to execution)|put-up job; charade|sock-puppeting (i.e. pretending to be more than one person on the Internet)
>>105 jesus nigga if the probnlem is in da computer steal a new computer instead of a mouse its not that hard to do it, next ur gonna tell us da problem continues even with da new computer so the problem must be ur house, then just squat some other house with ur homies