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LEFT BUTTON ON MY USB MOUSE STOPPED WORKING

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:28

Windows 8.1 acer laptop. How do I fix it ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:30

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:31

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 14:01

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 15:12

>>1
Works On My Machine, cannot reproduce: closed as WONTFIX.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 15:31

SICP
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:26

bump need help pls, spare me your sic memes

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 7:50

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 10:05

Windows
You've signed your own sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 10:44

I tried deleting the driver but no luck. I'm honestly at a loss here.... Any serious help?

>>8
C I believe.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 10:57

>>5
And rightly so.
The other day I got a report at work from some debuggers of disc read errors, the cause being that they scratched the fucking disc. Fuckers.

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-03-06 17:03

Disassemble it and clean the contacts...

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-06 23:10

pm'd you the answer

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 0:44

Is your hovercraft full of eels?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-07 17:25

Typical limpwristed left-wing buttons.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 4:13

>>12
Wrong asshole, it's actually NOT a hardware issue, because I tried multiple mouses with the same result. Thanks for playing, though.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 5:08

>>16
I didn't know you had two assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 6:45

>>16
it's actually NOT a hardware issue, because I tried multiple mouses

that doesn't fully prove it, maybe all the mouses you have tried have the same issue, so you don't know for sure it's not a hardware problem.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 11:15

OMG is this jerkeater still asking for advice?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 13:27

>>18
#notallmice

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-08 14:56

#MouseButtonsMatter

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 2:30

>>21
Yeah, actually they do. I fucking HATE touchpads so losing my left click abilities on USB mouses is the problem I need to solve. Thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 2:47

>>22
Use a joystick instead.
*Grabs dick your joystick if you know what I mean ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)*

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-09 3:57

>>23
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 4:02

>>24
Sounds like my penis lol

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 4:16

holy shit what fucking level of irony is this

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 13:18

>>26
Excuse me?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 20:01

holy shit what fucking level of irony is this

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 21:50

Um, we actually heard you the first time? Any ideas on how to fix malfunctioning programming causing the left mouse to sit on the shelf, though?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 21:57

Replace the shelf.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 22:01

>>29
we actually heard you the first time?
Whom are you asking?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-10 22:09

I guess OP actually thought this board would serve as tech support.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 0:36

>>31
Why are you using big city homo words? It's "who" not whom asshole. Maybe if you used normal people words, everybody could understand what's being said here?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 0:42

>>33
"Whom" is used when it is the object, much like the word "him".

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 1:25

Only hipsters replace whom with who.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 1:59

Buy a new one. If you can't afford it, get a job. They have some there that you can steal..

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 4:19

>>34/5
Oh please.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 4:50

I've had my mouse for like 10 years now, I don't think they make them anymore and I don't know what I'd get to replace it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 5:29

Get a trackball and drive it with your scrotum.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 6:05

>>39
And that's your version of a solution, huh? I pity you; I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 8:31

>>36
THAT IS SO FUGGIN EBIC MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

LE EBIN GET JOB MAYMAYS XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

LE EBIN :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 10:32

Stop using soulless digital technology.
Buy a pet mouse instead.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 1:14

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 3:22

>>41
Not a meme, you need to get an actual job. Your mother isn't going to feed your fat NEET ass forever.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 7:07

>>44
nice meme, cuck. enjoy working for your jew boss, though, you cuck.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 14:20

Bump. Still not working guys......

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 15:49

>>45
Nice cuck meme. Epic.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 22:31

The trouble is, when I delete the driver it automatically downloads it again when I plug the mouse in. But it won't let me troubleshoot or roll back the driver. I'm starting to worry that the mouse is just a symptom and I'm facing far serious fundamental problems with the unit. Thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 22:38

check 'em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 22:44

when I delete the driver it automatically downloads it
Welcome to the Botnet.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 1:27

>>50
Is it solvable?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 6:40

>>51
Yes, by installing Gentoo.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 6:51

>>52
epic meme, /g/ro ;|

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 9:41

The 'repair/diagnose' option for the mouse drivers isn't present guys. Not even greyed-out, fucking not even there. I getting pains shooting up my wrist from using the trackpad, but it seems like the glitch is permanent. I really need some help now, no more memes or garbage posts itt.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 11:10

>>54
>>>/tech/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 13:01

>>55
/dubs/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 14:13

>>54
Use your own debugger, you nitwit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 18:34

>>49
­>2016
failing at getting dubs on such a slow board

ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 18:56

>>58
epic, simply epic!!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 23:04

>>57
Are you able to put one together for me? Maybe as a training exercise - you can program it and then explain your code and I will learn from that. Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 0:36

>>60
I thought you were trying to debug the driver. What does my code have to do with your mouse?

If you need training then perhaps start with this - http://bxi.es/Reversing-Exploiting/Advanced_Windows_Debugging.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 2:28

>>61
I don't want to open PDFs, rather I want you to program a fixed version of my mouse driver that registers left click. Are you up to the challenge?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 13:44

>>62
How much are you paying?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 20:59

>>63
Have you ever programmed a mouse driver before? I think experience is its own reward...

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 21:22

>>64
Have you ever paid someone else to do work for you? I think free time is its own reward.

I also think ellipses are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 4:51

>>65
ellipses
Stop acting like a faggy high school teacher and just use normal people words, dumb asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 12:19

>>66
Funny dots?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:47

>>67
Normal people just call them dots or else dotdotdot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:53

>>68
Who are these "normal people"? Be specific and provide full names if possible.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:57

>>69
Steve, Mark, Adam, etc. Normal people.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:59

>>70
I just asked Mark and he called it an ellipsis.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 4:24

>>71
What are you babbling about?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 7:18

LEFT TESTICLE ON MY USB PENIS STOPPED WORKING
Human 8.1 male. How do I fix it ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:08

Who else is pumped for seven seven (dubbs) GET ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:47

>>74
Fuck

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:47

>>74
your

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:48

>>74
dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 10:37

>>77
nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 10:47

Back on topic...

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 11:16

Hitler dubs soon........

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 11:44

>>80
Sorry but.... How does that address the left mouse issue ? Just asking....

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 12:38

>>81
Post cute pictures of yourself cosplaying as Reimu and I will even program a whole new driver for you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 13:57

What if Hitler crossplayed as Reimu?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 14:14

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 0:17

>>84
I don't get it? Isn't Hitler evil?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 0:32

>>85
Rumia is a vicious, evil maneater.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 0:36

>>85
I don't get it?
Why are you asking us?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 0:45

>>87
Who should I ask then, asshole?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 2:24

>>88
That would be a good place to start.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 5:08

>>89
H U H ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 7:11

How common is this mouse issue, please?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 11:29

>>91
About as common as common lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:19

>>90
Asshole is who you should ask.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:23

>>93
Whose Asshole? Because I could offer mine if >>90-san needs it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:42

>>94
Asshole isn't owned by anyone!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 13:36

>>1
Posting in Epic Thread!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 15:32

>>96
*shitposting in a medium-quality troll thread.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 18:53

What is going on in this thread ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 19:02

check the left and right digits of this post.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 20:24

>>99
9 and 2? What?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 20:31

>>100
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 20:32

Congratulations, assholes. We made it to three figures in post digits, yet we are still waiting for a solution to issue raised in OP. Embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 20:39

>>102
That horse has long since sailed.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 21:02

just go to da closest store n steal a new one man

- Tyrone

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 21:54

>>104
Try reading the thread, Tyrone. It is NOT a hardware issue.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 22:18

>>105
Don't try to suggest that brains aren't hardware.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-17 23:01

>>102
Nice jisakujien, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 0:56

>>107
jisakujien? What did you mean by this, exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 1:58

自作自演/じさくじえん/performing a part in one's own play; playing a musical piece that one has written|doing everything by oneself (from preparation to execution)|put-up job; charade|sock-puppeting (i.e. pretending to be more than one person on the Internet)

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 2:08

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 2:09

McFUCKING CHECK EM

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 2:45

>>110

Try reading the thread?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 3:57

>>54
>>64

Regarding your left mouse problem,

With the right software, organism design should be indistinguishable from CAD/CAM.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 22:45

>>113
I am not sure I follow you, I am afraid.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 22:57

>>105
jesus nigga if the probnlem is in da computer steal a new computer instead of a mouse its not that hard to do it, next ur gonna tell us da problem continues even with da new computer so the problem must be ur house, then just squat some other house with ur homies

- Tyrone

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 4:24

Okay, now you are just being faciscious.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 12:44

>>116
I'm fairly liberarial, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 15:50

>>117
I don't know what that means.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-19 23:44

>>118
Really?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-20 2:33

>>119
Are you suggesting I was lying?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 0:33

>>120
Yes, basically.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 11:25

>>121
Nice palindrome GET, bro! Also Check 'Em!

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