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LEFT BUTTON ON MY USB MOUSE STOPPED WORKING

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-05 13:28

Windows 8.1 acer laptop. How do I fix it ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 8:31

>>36
THAT IS SO FUGGIN EBIC MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LE EBIN GET JOB MAYMAYS XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Name: Anonymous 2016-03-11 10:32

Stop using soulless digital technology.
Buy a pet mouse instead.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 1:14

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 3:22

>>41
Not a meme, you need to get an actual job. Your mother isn't going to feed your fat NEET ass forever.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 7:07

>>44
nice meme, cuck. enjoy working for your jew boss, though, you cuck.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 14:20

Bump. Still not working guys......

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 15:49

>>45
Nice cuck meme. Epic.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 22:31

The trouble is, when I delete the driver it automatically downloads it again when I plug the mouse in. But it won't let me troubleshoot or roll back the driver. I'm starting to worry that the mouse is just a symptom and I'm facing far serious fundamental problems with the unit. Thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 22:38

check 'em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-12 22:44

when I delete the driver it automatically downloads it
Welcome to the Botnet.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 1:27

>>50
Is it solvable?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 6:40

>>51
Yes, by installing Gentoo.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 6:51

>>52
epic meme, /g/ro ;|

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 9:41

The 'repair/diagnose' option for the mouse drivers isn't present guys. Not even greyed-out, fucking not even there. I getting pains shooting up my wrist from using the trackpad, but it seems like the glitch is permanent. I really need some help now, no more memes or garbage posts itt.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 11:10

>>54
>>>/tech/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 13:01

>>55
/dubs/

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 14:13

>>54
Use your own debugger, you nitwit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 18:34

>>49
­>2016
failing at getting dubs on such a slow board

ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 18:56

>>58
epic, simply epic!!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-13 23:04

>>57
Are you able to put one together for me? Maybe as a training exercise - you can program it and then explain your code and I will learn from that. Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 0:36

>>60
I thought you were trying to debug the driver. What does my code have to do with your mouse?

If you need training then perhaps start with this - http://bxi.es/Reversing-Exploiting/Advanced_Windows_Debugging.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 2:28

>>61
I don't want to open PDFs, rather I want you to program a fixed version of my mouse driver that registers left click. Are you up to the challenge?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 13:44

>>62
How much are you paying?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 20:59

>>63
Have you ever programmed a mouse driver before? I think experience is its own reward...

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-14 21:22

>>64
Have you ever paid someone else to do work for you? I think free time is its own reward.

I also think ellipses are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 4:51

>>65
ellipses
Stop acting like a faggy high school teacher and just use normal people words, dumb asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 12:19

>>66
Funny dots?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:47

>>67
Normal people just call them dots or else dotdotdot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:53

>>68
Who are these "normal people"? Be specific and provide full names if possible.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:57

>>69
Steve, Mark, Adam, etc. Normal people.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-15 20:59

>>70
I just asked Mark and he called it an ellipsis.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 4:24

>>71
What are you babbling about?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 7:18

LEFT TESTICLE ON MY USB PENIS STOPPED WORKING
Human 8.1 male. How do I fix it ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:08

Who else is pumped for seven seven (dubbs) GET ?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:47

>>74
Fuck

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:47

>>74
your

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 9:48

>>74
dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 10:37

>>77
nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 10:47

Back on topic...

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-16 11:16

Hitler dubs soon........

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