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Is anyone here a "god"?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 9:26

I know there are at least a couple of you that have magical powers.

REVEAL YOURSELVES TO ME

I COMMAND IT

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 10:52

*lifts skirt*
FEEL MY MAGICAL POWERS, MORTAL

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:03

>>1
Are you retarded? How in hell do you think you should be able to "COMMAND" someone who has magical powers while you don't? With your nerd magnetism and body odor?

Fucking dweebs, I can't even.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:35

>>3
Underneath this skin, I wait to hear my name again.

I am known to them.

they are here

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 14:18

hear my name again
So, what the voices told you?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 14:39

Wouldn't it be nice to have actually useful voices, like, pointing out that you made a typo or forget a parenthesis in your code? Also reminding you to stretch and about appointments if you have any, and so on.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 14:46

I also wouldn't sniff at an occasional praise for some clear and elegant piece of code I wrote. Oh, and the voice or voices should be genderless or a little girl, otherwise it'd be awkward.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-18 18:05

>>6
Yes, they're called software.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 3:14

/prog/, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!"

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 14:54

>>9
What if it's a crazy looking guy you met when hiking on a secluded German road?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 17:29

There was a guy called Terry A Davis here once that could do that, OP. You should ask him for advice.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 1:30

Is anyone here a "girl"?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 2:25

>>12
There's one. She likes to start programming projects but never finish them or post any progress.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 3:06

>>12
I have a vagina wrapped around my dick awwww yeah!.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 0:32

We're all gods. A lot of us just live in bodies infested with parasites and bacteria that keep us craving the same cycles of drudgery and weakness.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 4:27

>>15
ENGRAMS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 8:00

>>13
who is that semen demon?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 20:19

>>16
We must cleanse our neurodynes to ascent towards the Hub!

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