>>1Bloody bloated stupid shit of bloody useless crapware, basically everthing wrong with search engines. Bing is a far superior alternative.
I wrote my own search engine, it runs on a Zilog Z80 Anonix box and has full support for Altavista-like boolean search operators. It took me less than a couple of hours to write it and I only used 2 fingers and 10 opcodes. I typed the whole code using a PS/2 mouse with AutoHotKey (keyboards are bloated, 104 keys? wtf?).
Needless to say, it beats Google's poor attempt at a search algorithm in every possible way: queries are faster, results are more accurate, and its doodles make me a better person day after day.
It's stable enough, so we use it on a daily basis at the supercomputer center for atomic research and spy activity where I work. I thougt I'd share the source code with you, poor fools, but mankind is probably not ready yet for the sight of such a masterpiece. So yeah, basically fuck you, you suck and I rulez.