>>1 Why would I share the secret of programming with you? Do you understand what a secret is? A secret is something you don't tell other people because you don't want them to know it! I don't want you to become a successful programmer for free and compete with me.
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Anonymous2016-03-22 2:27
Please can one here with answer
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Anonymous2016-03-22 4:25
Step 1 is to get off /prog/ because of fucking bullshit threads like this.
Seriously, the 10 latest threads are all this repeated trash. Maybe it was funny once, but you're the fucking asshole that nobody talks to IRL because the only way you can try to be funny around people is to repeat the same jokes that somebody else in the same group told.
The only things that matter in computing are functions and data (and functions are really just data). Everything else is ideology, some of it is helpful, but most of it is noise.
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Anonymous2016-03-26 8:10
>>15 There are no functions in computing, except maybe in total programming languages which have garnered 0.0% of market share.
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Anonymous2016-03-26 8:27
>>16 The only things that matter in computing are procedures and data.
Better?
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Anonymous2016-03-26 10:23
If you want to do a job well, don't just pick a language that can do it, but one that does it well.
Always try to keep your code clean and readable. That way people beter than you can easily improve it, those worse than you can learn from it, and you still know what the hell you were thinking 2 weeks ago.
If you want to be a programmer who is good to this community, improve on foss software and create more of it. Try to fix actual problems people are having.
If you want money, patent everything you think about and screw people over whenever it helps youm