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secret to programing

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 0:52

Share the secret of success in programing even of people are not yet

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 2:39

The #1 thing I've ever learned in programming is to make abundant usage of associated lists.

Name: Joe Appcoder 2016-03-21 2:49

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 4:29

t. Alberto Barbosa

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-21 12:38

>>1
Why would I share the secret of programming with you? Do you understand what a secret is? A secret is something you don't tell other people because you don't want them to know it! I don't want you to become a successful programmer for free and compete with me.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 2:27

Please can one here with answer

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 4:25

Step 1 is to get off /prog/ because of fucking bullshit threads like this.

Seriously, the 10 latest threads are all this repeated trash. Maybe it was funny once, but you're the fucking asshole that nobody talks to IRL because the only way you can try to be funny around people is to repeat the same jokes that somebody else in the same group told.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 7:24

everything is a lambda
everything is also a list

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 12:26

>>8
Everything is an array of bytes.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 12:38

Everything zen. I don't think so

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 13:04

>>9
If everything was an array of bytes? Then trying to allocate enough space for your mom would always fail.

>>7 q
If everything on /prog/ is old jokes being repeated, how come you don't feel at home?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-22 13:16

>>11
If everything on /prog/ is old jokes being repeated, how come you don't feel at home?

There's a difference between peppering discussions with in-jokes, and having entire posts threads containing nothing but copy/paste "jokes".

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 12:25

Copy and paste my anus

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:49

>>13
Ctrl-X

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 7:38

The only things that matter in computing are functions and data (and functions are really just data). Everything else is ideology, some of it is helpful, but most of it is noise.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 8:10

>>15
There are no functions in computing, except maybe in total programming languages which have garnered 0.0% of market share.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 8:27

>>16
The only things that matter in computing are procedures and data.

Better?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:23

If you want to do a job well, don't just pick a language that can do it, but one that does it well.

Always try to keep your code clean and readable. That way people beter than you can easily improve it, those worse than you can learn from it, and you still know what the hell you were thinking 2 weeks ago.

If you want to be a programmer who is good to this community, improve on foss software and create more of it. Try to fix actual problems people are having.

If you want money, patent everything you think about and screw people over whenever it helps youm

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 11:43

>>17
Yep, much better now. Thanks.

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