/prog/ - mysql or postgresql?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 3:42

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Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 3:49

Some people, when confronted with a data management problem, think, "I know, I'll use a RDBMS." Now they have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 4:55

There is no reason ever to use MySQL, especially now that it's an Oracle product.

PostgreSQL is pretty damn good, and businesses are replacing multi-million dollar db licenses in favor of it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 6:44

>>3

especially now that it's an Oracle product

That's probably the main (only?) reason to use MySQL. Big people are taking care of it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 7:23

ibm db2

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 12:16

>>4
But then why pick MySQL over Rdb?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 19:03

<ndbm.h>

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 19:11

Sqlite > All

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 21:02

>>8
The set of cases where you don't need sql UNION set of cases where SQLite is appropriate == #T

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 21:40

None of these can model a graph -- the most fundamental relational data structure.
Further more, these aren't even "databases" in any meaningful way. The data put into these can change and even be deleted completely at anytime*. No one calls RAM or Read Write Memory a physical database.

* in reality, even if a database is ACID compliant, actual use is not guaranteed in anyway. Your update/delete command can and often will deadlock the entire database, which is fine as long it doesn't violate ACID.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-23 21:45

>>8
Sqlite3 > Sqlite

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 6:20

>>10
You just suck at databases, which is like a double accomplishment.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-24 12:40

My pick is MS SQL Server in all its capitalist glory. Back to your stal,l degenerate commie bydlo.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 13:25

>>3
Oracle is the only reason MySQL is even usable.
But still, I'd pick PostgreSQL any day given the choice.

Comedy option: mariadb

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 18:57

>>14
But MariaBD is named after a cute loli!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 19:40

>>15
So is MySQL. The more you know.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 20:05

>>16
Yes, but My is a stupid name, so it doesn't count.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 20:15

>>17
You racist! No name is stupid, it's just from a different culture that you don't understand, stupid xenophobe!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-26 21:24

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Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 0:05

>>15
"Maria" is a slang word for a passive homosexual of south american origin.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 1:32

>>20
Who gives a shit?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 1:37

>>20
[citation needed]

Name: Requires the /Ze option. 2016-03-27 10:42

MarisaDB

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:49

>>22
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Maria&page=11
"fat
ugly
gay
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a man
likes vaginas
masterbates
has no life
You are such a maria."

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 18:14

>>23
Would use over much more practical options.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 20:46

>>24
Only two shitty definitions with lots of downvotes. Nice one, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:05

>>26
Hola, Mariano!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 5:06

>>24

a man
likes vaginas

Such an indicator of homosexuality!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 11:04

>>28
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangina

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 12:56

>>28

Such an indicator of homosexuality!

It's not about homosexuality as in having sex with men. Having sex with men is one of the manliest things ever -- if you're having sex with men, indeed. Craving a soft wet hole of a human female on the other hand is one step away from being a limp-wristed faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 17:55

I was about to post "I am so confused!", but I do believe it is actually you who are confused.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 19:12

>>30
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Plunging into his pert buttocks while you softly stroke his bald head is the least gay thing you can do on this gay earth.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:26

>>32
Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 2:05

>>33
sweet dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-29 3:05

>>34
stop replying to yourself, faggot.

mysql or postgresql?

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