LISP requires too much creativity. You have to develop your own constructs to do anything. Whereas most languages like Python and C++ have idiomatic ways of doing things, with LISP the whole idea is to create your own DSL for every little task. LISP is "more than one way to skin the cat" taken to the extreme.
Haskell is more like rigid and Vulcan-like. Programs are proofs. You don't need to implement your own DSL and/or "universe" to solve a problem. Macros are superfluous. Haskell is the opposite extreme of LISP in that the left brain1 dominates.
1 The left/right brain dichotomy might be outdated, but I'm just referring to the general idea of creativity versus raw analytic problem solving.
>>4 Ha, >>1 reminds me of those feminist papers like on logic (reinterpret the laws of identity to allow non-binary identities) or glaciology (men penetrating glaciers with their drills, all the stuff) by people who have zero idea what they are talking about.
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Anonymous2016-03-31 12:02
>>4,5 Shut the fuck up. Writing LISP programs needs more mental creativity. The observation holds.
Haskell is more like C++ than it is like LISP.
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Anonymous2016-03-31 14:16
C++ is wrong brained; Haskell is left braindead; LISP is crackpot brained.
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Anonymous2016-03-31 14:18
NodeJS is nigger brained
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Anonymous2016-03-31 14:36
>>8 You are a racist bigot. Get the fuck out of my thread!
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Anonymous2016-03-31 14:54
Which side of the brain do dick sucking skills come from?
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Anonymous2016-03-31 15:51
#DeadDogsMatter
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Anonymous2016-03-31 16:01
>>6 You don't even know how to type "Lisp", everything you say is automatically invalid.
And I don't even know where to begin about what the fuck you're trying to get at with Haskell.
>>8 node.js is Cudder-brained because of the fucking single-threaded model for the JS code, and bullshit hacks to get around them.
>>12 Shouting-cased ``LISP'' refers to the language family in general terms because the statements I'm making don't just apply to one dialect.
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Anonymous2016-04-01 2:34
>>14 This is why we can't have nice things. This is why C is still used. This is why Indians exist. This is what lead to FIOC.
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Anonymous2016-04-01 2:50
Using languages to program is so stupid.
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Anonymous2016-04-01 8:02
LISP is yonic, the parentheses () clearly represent the vaginal opening, the classic (lambda (x) (x x)) symbolizes new life infinitely emerging from a vagina, then becoming a mother itself, using the power of two X chromosomes.
Haskell is phallic, with its rigid, turgid type structure and countless user-defined operators that look like penises and sperms.
>>22 Sorry sir, but dubs are a scarce resource around here, and we cannot allow anybody to utilize dubs inefficiently. By Federal Department of Dubs Checking regulations, we require that each instance of dubs contain a proclamation inviting others to check aforementioned dubs. Please comply with such regulations in the future. lest we be forced to issue a fine.
-Anonymous, Head of the Federal Department of Dubs Checking (FDDC).
>>23 I purposefully snipe dubs whenever I can with on-topic (lol) content, just to take it from shitlords like you.
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April Fool2016-04-02 4:42
>>23 Og, somebuddy actually wrote something witty here in this cesspool of the Internet. I gotta go check my accumulating list of phony names to post under, that I may congratulate the "Head of the Federal Department of Dubs Checking." Maybe "April Fool" will be "good enough for progrider work."
I just read on wikipedia that Roomba's programming is done in Lisp. That's kind of cool. Lisp is responsible for keeping homes clean, or ensuring dog shit is smeared maximally, depending on your circumstance.
>>28 I'm sad again because I just remembered that I will never suck half as many dicks as Anal Touring.
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Anonymous2016-04-02 8:33
>>29 Ahh, that takes me back to the good ol' college AI course days, learning about Vacuum Cleaner World. I now wonder if the makers of Roomba were inspired by that useless fucking textbook that all AI classes use, or if that that textbook uses it because of the Lisp connection.
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Anonymous2016-04-02 10:40
>>31 I can assure you that Vacuum Cleaner World predated the Roomba by many years.
that useless fucking textbook that all AI classes use
You better not be talking about Russell & Norvig you double nigger
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Anonymous2016-04-02 16:44
>>33 Sorry sir, but dubs are a scarce resource around here, and we cannot allow anybody to utilize dubs inefficiently. By Federal Department of Dubs Checking regulations, we require that each instance of dubs contain a proclamation inviting others to check aforementioned dubs. Please comply with such regulations in the future. lest we be forced to issue a fine.
-Anonymous, Head of the Federal Department of Dubs Checking (FDDC).
>>32 I was thinking that, but 5 minutes of Jewgling didn't show it, so I tried to cover my bases. If I recall correctly, the decision tree in the original included the case of the vacuum vomiting garbage back on the floor because it was broken.
>>33 Let it be known, that I am. There is nothing in there that isn't either better taught in basic data structures and algorithm books, or more real-worldishly done in real machine learning material. This book is an anachronism and is better suited to teaching history of the field pre-AI winter.
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Anonymous2016-04-02 21:12
>>36 AI is just a big pile of subjects from all corners of CS, it isn't really that weird that all of it can be found in books on other subjects as well. AI seems to be literally "implementing algorithms and data structures in order to simulate intelligence"