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LISP is right brained; Haskell left brained

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 2:13

LISP requires too much creativity. You have to develop your own constructs to do anything. Whereas most languages like Python and C++ have idiomatic ways of doing things, with LISP the whole idea is to create your own DSL for every little task. LISP is "more than one way to skin the cat" taken to the extreme.

Haskell is more like rigid and Vulcan-like. Programs are proofs. You don't need to implement your own DSL and/or "universe" to solve a problem. Macros are superfluous. Haskell is the opposite extreme of LISP in that the left brain1 dominates.

1 The left/right brain dichotomy might be outdated, but I'm just referring to the general idea of creativity versus raw analytic problem solving.

Name: AiHasBeenSolved 2016-03-31 3:33

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 4:02

>>2
fuck off mentishit

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 8:34

>>1
...said the person who has never used either.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 11:07

>>4
Ha, >>1 reminds me of those feminist papers like on logic (reinterpret the laws of identity to allow non-binary identities) or glaciology (men penetrating glaciers with their drills, all the stuff) by people who have zero idea what they are talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 12:02

>>4,5
Shut the fuck up. Writing LISP programs needs more mental creativity. The observation holds.

Haskell is more like C++ than it is like LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 14:16

C++ is wrong brained; Haskell is left braindead; LISP is crackpot brained.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 14:18

NodeJS is nigger brained

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 14:36

>>8
You are a racist bigot. Get the fuck out of my thread!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 14:54

Which side of the brain do dick sucking skills come from?

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 15:51

#DeadDogsMatter

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 16:01

>>6
You don't even know how to type "Lisp", everything you say is automatically invalid.

And I don't even know where to begin about what the fuck you're trying to get at with Haskell.

>>8
node.js is Cudder-brained because of the fucking single-threaded model for the JS code, and bullshit hacks to get around them.

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 16:43

>>9
consider moving to russia - they have a got a cure for you:
http://americablog.com/2013/08/russia-gay-mikhail-degtyarev-cure.html

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 18:53

>>12
Shouting-cased ``LISP'' refers to the language family in general terms because the statements I'm making don't just apply to one dialect.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 2:34

>>14
This is why we can't have nice things. This is why C is still used. This is why Indians exist. This is what lead to FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 2:50

Using languages to program is so stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 8:02

LISP is yonic, the parentheses () clearly represent the vaginal opening, the classic (lambda (x) (x x)) symbolizes new life infinitely emerging from a vagina, then becoming a mother itself, using the power of two X chromosomes.

Haskell is phallic, with its rigid, turgid type structure and countless user-defined operators that look like penises and sperms.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 9:17

>>15
What is your problem with Native Americans?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 11:51

>>18
I didn't say anything about that. Learn to read.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 21:45

Cows go MOOOO
Dogs go BARK BARK

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 22:33

>>19
You said something bad about the Indians - the native peoples of the Americas.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 22:39

>>21
Sorry, never heard of that tribe.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 23:15

>>22
Sorry sir, but dubs are a scarce resource around here, and we cannot allow anybody to utilize dubs inefficiently. By Federal Department of Dubs Checking regulations, we require that each instance of dubs contain a proclamation inviting others to check aforementioned dubs. Please comply with such regulations in the future. lest we be forced to issue a fine.

-Anonymous, Head of the Federal Department of Dubs Checking (FDDC).

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-01 23:41

>>23
That's fine, I'll just write you a check.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 0:50

>>23
I purposefully snipe dubs whenever I can with on-topic (lol) content, just to take it from shitlords like you.

Name: April Fool 2016-04-02 4:42

>>23
Og, somebuddy actually wrote something witty here in this cesspool of the Internet. I gotta go check my accumulating list of phony names to post under, that I may congratulate the "Head of the Federal Department of Dubs Checking." Maybe "April Fool" will be "good enough for progrider work."

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 6:46

>>17
wow, saved.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 6:46

Federal Department of Dick Sucking (FDDS)

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 7:29

I just read on wikipedia that Roomba's programming is done in Lisp. That's kind of cool. Lisp is responsible for keeping homes clean, or ensuring dog shit is smeared maximally, depending on your circumstance.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 8:05

>>28
I'm sad again because I just remembered that I will never suck half as many dicks as Anal Touring.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 8:33

>>29
Ahh, that takes me back to the good ol' college AI course days, learning about Vacuum Cleaner World. I now wonder if the makers of Roomba were inspired by that useless fucking textbook that all AI classes use, or if that that textbook uses it because of the Lisp connection.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:40

>>31
I can assure you that Vacuum Cleaner World predated the Roomba by many years.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 13:54

>>31
that useless fucking textbook that all AI classes use
You better not be talking about Russell & Norvig you double nigger

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 16:44

>>33
Sorry sir, but dubs are a scarce resource around here, and we cannot allow anybody to utilize dubs inefficiently. By Federal Department of Dubs Checking regulations, we require that each instance of dubs contain a proclamation inviting others to check aforementioned dubs. Please comply with such regulations in the future. lest we be forced to issue a fine.

-Anonymous, Head of the Federal Department of Dubs Checking (FDDC).

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 17:09

>>34
Happy World Autism Day

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 18:27

>>32
I was thinking that, but 5 minutes of Jewgling didn't show it, so I tried to cover my bases. If I recall correctly, the decision tree in the original included the case of the vacuum vomiting garbage back on the floor because it was broken.

>>33
Let it be known, that I am. There is nothing in there that isn't either better taught in basic data structures and algorithm books, or more real-worldishly done in real machine learning material. This book is an anachronism and is better suited to teaching history of the field pre-AI winter.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-02 21:12

>>36
AI is just a big pile of subjects from all corners of CS, it isn't really that weird that all of it can be found in books on other subjects as well. AI seems to be literally "implementing algorithms and data structures in order to simulate intelligence"

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 0:57

>>36
Eat shit and die. I learned all I know from programming from that book.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 1:20

You can tell someone knows nothing about programming when they read books on it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 1:24

You can tell someone wrongly thinks they know everything about a subject when hey don't read books on it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 1:49

You can tell someone wrongly thinks they know everything about a subject when they read books on it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 4:53

>>41
E for effort, but you're not even making sense at this point.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 10:00

>>38
What in the hell could you have possibly learned from that book that you couldn't have learned better from TAoCP+SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 12:42

>>43
Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:06

>>42
He does have a point though. Those who read books and brag about it tend to act like they know everything, when in fact they don't know shit. Check out Souseiseki-chan at http://twitter.com/barrelshifter

I'd still cuddle with her though.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:21

>>45
Disgusting old hag, not a cute doll. You pull this shit again and I'm calling the cops and telling them you're selling CP.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 21:41

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 21:47

>>55
sweet dubz bro

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 0:57

>>47
Cosplay is a weak imitation of the real thing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 1:07

>>49
Sadly, it's the closest you will ever get to cuddling with the real Souseiseki.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 4:55

>>50
I hear Japan makes dolls exactly for "cuddling" with ... someone of her proportions.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 11:55

>>51
Are you suggesting a doll of a doll?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 0:06

LISP is kike brained
Haskell is nigger brained

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 0:17

>>53
What is the white brained language?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 1:00

>>54
RPG, COBOL, BASIC, FORTRAN, SNOBOL, PL1, PASCAL, ALGOL, ASSEMBLY, JCL

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 2:35

LISP is right brain-dead; Haskell left brain-dead.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 6:32

TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 9:58

RUBY ON BALLS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 10:05

SAPPHIRES ON PATHS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 13:20

PERL ON METH

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 17:16

Boobies on Balls

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 8:03

Lisp is right brained, Haskell is wrong brained.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 10:20

>>60
HASKELL ON KMETH

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 14:55

you me a haskell

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 18:33

Once you Haskell, you can't get out. Because that would require mutation.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 21:22

>>65
Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 3:00

I don't really understand the "creativity vs analytic problem solving" dichotomy. Doesn't problem solving always require creativity, and doesn't artistic creativity always require some level of boring technical drudgery? They feel like literally the same thing to me.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 4:22

>>67
You are not alone. I feel the same way. There's a lot of stereotypes that people with Asperger's can't grasp abstraction. /prog/ has proven that to be wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 5:52

Grasp this!
* unzips dick *

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 16:01

>>68
They can grasp leaky ``abstractions'' like LISP macros.

LISP macros can behave entirely differently if the third character of a variable is a vowel.

What an abstraction!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 17:35

>>67
Modern art can be as simple as tossing paint on a canvas from across the room to as complex as anything ever produced. The bound for artistic creativity is pretty low and the scope is pretty large, so it doesn't really necessarily require much technical drudgery.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 19:50

>>70
The best kind of abstraction. Specifically, the one that can actually do useful and intelligent things as needed, not railroaded through ENTERPRISE DESIGN PATTERNS that never do all that you need, and absolutely never ever match the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 5:58

LISP macros can behave entirely differently if the third character of a variable is a vowel.

If every possible need can be meet, you'll never be unable to do what you happen to want.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 6:01

>>70
That's rather cute and amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 10:00

>>74
Kawaii and sugoi post, desu

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 12:45

>>73
That is the opposite of tautological. It is self-evidently incorrect, but too broken, stupid and unclever to be considered an oxymoron.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 17:04

>>76
Check 'em

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