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LISP is right brained; Haskell left brained

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-31 2:13

LISP requires too much creativity. You have to develop your own constructs to do anything. Whereas most languages like Python and C++ have idiomatic ways of doing things, with LISP the whole idea is to create your own DSL for every little task. LISP is "more than one way to skin the cat" taken to the extreme.

Haskell is more like rigid and Vulcan-like. Programs are proofs. You don't need to implement your own DSL and/or "universe" to solve a problem. Macros are superfluous. Haskell is the opposite extreme of LISP in that the left brain1 dominates.

1 The left/right brain dichotomy might be outdated, but I'm just referring to the general idea of creativity versus raw analytic problem solving.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 1:49

You can tell someone wrongly thinks they know everything about a subject when they read books on it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 4:53

>>41
E for effort, but you're not even making sense at this point.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 10:00

>>38
What in the hell could you have possibly learned from that book that you couldn't have learned better from TAoCP+SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-03 12:42

>>43
Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:06

>>42
He does have a point though. Those who read books and brag about it tend to act like they know everything, when in fact they don't know shit. Check out Souseiseki-chan at http://twitter.com/barrelshifter

I'd still cuddle with her though.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:21

>>45
Disgusting old hag, not a cute doll. You pull this shit again and I'm calling the cops and telling them you're selling CP.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 21:41

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-04 21:47

>>55
sweet dubz bro

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 0:57

>>47
Cosplay is a weak imitation of the real thing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 1:07

>>49
Sadly, it's the closest you will ever get to cuddling with the real Souseiseki.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 4:55

>>50
I hear Japan makes dolls exactly for "cuddling" with ... someone of her proportions.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-05 11:55

>>51
Are you suggesting a doll of a doll?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 0:06

LISP is kike brained
Haskell is nigger brained

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 0:17

>>53
What is the white brained language?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 1:00

>>54
RPG, COBOL, BASIC, FORTRAN, SNOBOL, PL1, PASCAL, ALGOL, ASSEMBLY, JCL

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 2:35

LISP is right brain-dead; Haskell left brain-dead.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 6:32

TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 9:58

RUBY ON BALLS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 10:05

SAPPHIRES ON PATHS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 13:20

PERL ON METH

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-06 17:16

Boobies on Balls

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 8:03

Lisp is right brained, Haskell is wrong brained.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 10:20

>>60
HASKELL ON KMETH

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 14:55

you me a haskell

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 18:33

Once you Haskell, you can't get out. Because that would require mutation.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-07 21:22

>>65
Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 3:00

I don't really understand the "creativity vs analytic problem solving" dichotomy. Doesn't problem solving always require creativity, and doesn't artistic creativity always require some level of boring technical drudgery? They feel like literally the same thing to me.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 4:22

>>67
You are not alone. I feel the same way. There's a lot of stereotypes that people with Asperger's can't grasp abstraction. /prog/ has proven that to be wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 5:52

Grasp this!
* unzips dick *

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 16:01

>>68
They can grasp leaky ``abstractions'' like LISP macros.

LISP macros can behave entirely differently if the third character of a variable is a vowel.

What an abstraction!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 17:35

>>67
Modern art can be as simple as tossing paint on a canvas from across the room to as complex as anything ever produced. The bound for artistic creativity is pretty low and the scope is pretty large, so it doesn't really necessarily require much technical drudgery.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-08 19:50

>>70
The best kind of abstraction. Specifically, the one that can actually do useful and intelligent things as needed, not railroaded through ENTERPRISE DESIGN PATTERNS that never do all that you need, and absolutely never ever match the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 5:58

LISP macros can behave entirely differently if the third character of a variable is a vowel.

If every possible need can be meet, you'll never be unable to do what you happen to want.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 6:01

>>70
That's rather cute and amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 10:00

>>74
Kawaii and sugoi post, desu

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 12:45

>>73
That is the opposite of tautological. It is self-evidently incorrect, but too broken, stupid and unclever to be considered an oxymoron.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 17:04

>>76
Check 'em

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