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Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 13:36

Perl 5 is almost the perfect programming language.

Perl 6 will fixes the problems with Perl 5.

Therefore, Perl 6 will be the perfect programming language.

With the perfect programming language we will be able to create the the first General Artificial Intelligence and initiate the Singularity.

Be prepared to communicate to your next boss in line noise.

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Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 16:02

The Perl version of ANDRU was discarded in favour of Forth.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 16:22

>>2
Forth is the worst language in existence. So Perl must be below worst.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 18:24

I once accidentally wired our company server to use our Perl code base as random source instead of /dev/random. The system admin was furious, since the entropy of our random number became too high.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 18:50

I took a look at some of the chances for Perl 6 and decided not to give it a chance. Not sure why anyone would.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 18:54

>>3
I dunno, Prolog is pretty finicky, overly academic, and generally terrible.

Name: ANDRU 2016-04-14 20:27

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 20:35

>>3
What's your problem with forth buddy? It's part of the cute programming languages like lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 20:38

Concatenative languages force you to anally deform your brain into the shape of a stack. Besides that, they don't offer any advantages. Having formal parameters in functions is a big win, and concatenative languages lose because of that.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:25

So everything is curried huh? Sounds terribly restrictive actually

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 5:47

curry my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 6:01

>>10
That's rather cute and amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 8:36

>>9
That looks like my post but I didn't make it. Could it be... a repost? Did you actually save my words of wisdom?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 11:59

>>13
I actually meant to post it in http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1460437953
I really loved your post so I saved it a while ago. Please, post more.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 15:52

>>14
Thanks.

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