C is niggers, Haskell is muslims, Lisp is kikes

C is niggers
Haskell is muslims
Lisp is kikes

op is niggers

op is faggots

C++ is women?

>>4

Yes All C++

op is neckbeards

C is a nearsighted old guy with a pocket protector
C++ is your nagging mother
C# and Java are both upper management
Haskell is that hip professor at your school that pads his CV with pet projects and haskell libraries
Lisp is a male genital suspensionist.

C is a zombie being kept alive by communist necromancers.
C++ is a narcissistic landwhale that thinks its the best thing since sliced bread.
Ruby is served with coffee, although they never call it that.
Lisp is the "special" kid that everybody is super nice to but is secretly annoyed by.
Haskell is an ignorant child that tries to upstage Lisp but ends up making a fool of itself.
Python is a passionate Democrat and donates to the Sanders campaign.
Javascript is special like Lisp but not everybody is nice to it.

>>8
sliced bread isn't even very good, much rather have an nice crusty loaf

>>9
Yeah I agree. mmmmm

>>11
Check 'em

>>9
Your mom's a crusty loaf

>>12
I imagine so, seeing as how she's been buried in a box for years.

>>13
except for the times I dig her up and fuck her

>>14
uh...too far

>>15
Somebody's new here.

C - noobs and wannabes.
Java and PHP - professionals who do the work and get paid.
Haskell/Lisp - some abstruse scam, invented by academia crooks to get research grants. Obviously kickback are involved, so government official have to be gullible too.

>>16
No. Too far is too far. Old or new has nothing to do with anything.

>>18
It's my mom we're talking about, your opinion is irrelevant.