I have a killer idea for an app, but I lack both capital and technical know-how. So what I've decided to do is raise money directly from the developer I hire (maybe from here, maybe you) through auctioning off my incredible opportunity to the highest bidding developer. If you want to be a stock-holding employee of a startup that will be Bigger than Facebook, et al within five years (100% guaranteed), I suggest you dig deep and proffer a bid now before I shut this offer down. Who's in?
My dad threw a huge fit. And my mom just sobbed hysterically at the kitchen table. My dad said he'd make sure I'd inherit nothing from him, even if that means going bankrupt. After that? They threw me out of the house.
I think they disowned me, guys. How can you disown your kid for working on a killer app?
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Anonymous2016-04-22 10:48
I'm all in, on the following conditions:
* you'll feed me coffee and leftovers * there will be couch in your office for me to crash on after 40 hour hackalifetons * paying me is unacceptable, perhaps only some small pittance * stock options only if you dilute the equity afterwards, making sure my stake is worthless * i demand that i also clean viruses off your pcs, do customer on-call support and similiarly arbitrary perks of office life
Do we have a deal?
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Anonymous2016-04-22 12:11
>>1 Are you aware that a) there already are killer apps on various darknet markets, and b) murder for hire is technically illegal in the US so you'd have to register your business in a less regulated country and then deal with all sort of troubles selling services to US citizens?
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Anonymous2016-04-22 18:12
>>1 I've been waiting for an opportunity to pay money to work!