Nasdaq meltdown imminent

The golden age is coming back fellow progriders:
-Intel big layoffs
-Microsoft and Apple first profits decline in decades
-San Francisco real estate market saturated (valuation already going down)
-Hipster startups not being funded anymore

Enjoy the ride !

>>15
Have there been any recent advancements in compiler technology? I don't think you're missing much, except for some Javashit cross-compiling bullshit.