Lisp: Judeo-Neanderthal Tribalism

https://wingolog.org/archives/2011/07/12/static-single-assignment-for-functional-programmers

Judeo-Neanderthal

Glad someone read my theory I posted ages ago on world4ch that Jews are direct descendants of H. sapiens neanderthalis. They originated as a separate (sub)species, were ostracized by H. sapiens sapiens, banded together, and eventually created their own religion. This is why Jews are nomadic unlike every other ethnic group (which have had long, long histories of evolution in a specific geographic region). Jews' "home" was conquered by sapiens, so they had no choice but to live among the other humans. This also explains the mutual animosity between Jews and goyim (interspecies competition). No one in prehistoric times really knew anything about human subspecies other than "they're different." Of course today so much intermixing has basically diluted their Neanderthal blood to goyim levels, but the memetic data from the Neanderthal experience lives on. I imagine after a certain threshold of intermixing, neither Jew nor goy realized why they hated each other, but their nth parents all conditioned them to, so they did.

>>2
That's false. Perhaps it was true of the ancient state of Judea, but all of the ancient Jews (or, more properly, Phoenicians), were killed by the Romans, first in Carthage, later directly in Palestine. Modern "Jews" are all descendents of the the unholy union of the Khazars, the evil and vile steppe tribes that terrorized Europe and Asia from time immemorial and worshiped the demon god Yahweh, and the notoriously conniving and sneaky Slavic tribes. This dark and corrupt mixture inherited the mind for underhanded intrigue from the Slavs and the brutality from the Khazars, with the combined greed of both. They naturally took Judaism as a religion because being a "chosen people" fed into the mythos they had created of themselves and sated their massive ego. They retain their nomadic mindset, and roam from nation to nation, looking for resources to exploit.

>>3
This theory does not conflict with the Neanderthal one. The Neanderthal and Sapiens encounter occurred 150,000 years ago. Biblical Judea to present is a small fraction of the total history of Jews as a genetic heritage. The Khazars, Phoenicians, and Slavs are all some of the many groups of Sapiens they encountered and mixed with.

>>3
Khazars were asians, like your anime shit. Modern Jews sill look similar to Arabs and Kurds, which is confirmed by geneticists, so they should have originated from middle east. Although don't confuse Jews with gypsies, which came from egypt, yet originate from India.

Is the earth flat or concave?

>>6
Earth has the form of klein bottle. Prove me rong.

>>6
It's a Time Cube.

Hey, that's a nice article in the OP, thanks.

>>6
The earth is a tessaract

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