[/prog/ News Network] BREAKING: CP network operator flees!

http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/17/technology/tor-developer-fbi/
Female developer of the Tor network, network for choice for terrorists and Nazis alike, software has choosen to flee to notoriously anti-American Germany rather than face justice for her many crimes. Going only by the name ISIS Lovecruft (the first taken from the terror group, the later from the incredibly racist and psychopathic author Lovecraft, seen here crossdressing: http://minervamag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lovecraft-child.jpg) hastily gathered her few belongings and absconded to her Nazi lair in the Fatherland. To add salt to the wounds of her many victims, she claims to do so to protect the "innocent" pedophiles and serial killers using her software to escape lawful surveillance. The FBI is expected to use much harsher measures gathering her accomplices, including the use of military assets in an ongoing raid on the main Tor compound. Details will follow as the story emerges.

>>1
emerge --prune story

>>2
How bout hax my anus with them 31337 skillz at Ubongo or Knobkiss or whatever it is, little boy. I'm trying to keep you're sheeperson ass informed, but if you'd rather just sit here, dick in hand, workin' it, twerkin' it to some dumb maymays, go ahead, I can't stop you.

software has choosen to flee

How long has Tor been sentient?

>>4
since Mentifex turned into Mind.TOR by installing a Perl AI on one of the nodes and letting it spread

She overreacted. FBI were doing their usual _investigation_ bureaucracy and wanted her to certify that TOR encryption cant be broken, so they could safely close the pedophilia case, due to lack of jurisdiction.

>>6
The FBI was merely doing a security review.

Is it time to i2p?

Can't wait until the BKA gets involved
ISIS Lovecruft getting fucked u p t h e a s s
regardless where, regardless when, it's bound to happen.

"she" was targeted for being retarded enough to use "ISIS" in "her" nick. and "she" is as much a "she" as Cudder is.

[/prog/ News Network] >>11 just got dubs. Check em.

>>10
I knew a girl named Isis. The name isn't just about the Islamic "State" bullshit.

>>12
They should have used the State monad.

>>10
it goes all the way back, fucking ancient Egyptian terrorists worshipped ISIS

>>10
To be fair, Cudder has never claimed to be a girl, we just started referring to her, and everyone else on /prog/ besides The Sussman, really, as a girl because it's cuter.

>>15
Don't remember the posts about gender reassignment surgery?

>>15
There's nothing "cuter" about a fat, stupid, literally retarded """girl""" who denies hygiene to dickvag around with useless dead-end code.

>>12
According to the article, its written in all caps which generally indicates an acroynm.

>>17
Oh yes there is.