Programming with your dick

So I legitimately wrote hello world in elisp by using my 1/4 erect dick to type characters on my keyboard. Sure, it's hunt-and-peck, and you will never really touch type this way (unless you get a bunch of other guys for some circle typing).

Still more efficient than using a mouse.

I want to program Cudder's boy pussy

Hakuna Matata, my name is Jumbo Gumbo

I'm a 27 year old American afriboo(african fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games. (Starving to death, Aids, Ball in a cup)

I train with my bostaff every day, this superior weapon can't cut clean through anything because it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Hibbity and Bibbity dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college because there isn't one. I hope I can make it to age 50!

I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders and seniors as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

FAQ
How do I use keyboard shortcuts or type capital letters using only my penis?
Deposit semen on keyboard to enable ``sticky keys''.