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Melomy now extinct due to normies burning coal

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 17:48

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bramble_Cay_melomys

B-b-but I need muh gasoline and coal to take Stacy to the hospital to deliver Chad's child!

Shame on you, shame on all of you, your actions have now left a permanent scar on the face of this planet. You believe your pleasure is more important than the beauty of nature. How dare you. How dare you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 17:57

It's a fucking rat.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 18:07

>>2
You are so morally shallow that animals are judged by their utility to yourself and their subjective looks. You have no idea what it means to preserve biological diversity on this planet, nor do you understand the intrinsic value of the biological landscape. You are everything that has gone wrong with this world. Shame on you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 18:17

>>3
That's retarded. Mankind owns this entire universe and it is ours to dispose of as we please. If we can't eat it, wear it, cuddle it, or fuck it, then it has no value to us, and can be destroyed if it gets in our way.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 18:19

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 19:32

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 19:36

>>6
Parenscript

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 19:47

Natural selection wins again!

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 22:21

>>1
Millions of species came and went without any help from mankind.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 23:45

>>9
Do you know how many times I came without any help from mankind?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-15 23:49

little do they know that I have a melomy in my basement and get the thrill of fucking a last of its kind on a repeated basis

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 3:04

Do they know that I have little Melony in my basement and get the thrill of repeating the basis that she is the last of her fucking kind?

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-06-16 5:00

I enjoy rolling coal more than giving a rat's ass(!) about some stupid mammal or those enviro-hippies' "climate change" bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 5:26

>>13
You fascinate me, Cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 5:38

>>13
you must be chinese, because only small dick asians lose from CO2 quotas.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 6:01

>>13
upvote if you read "I enjoy burning coal"

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 6:31

if world was programmed in Lisp, melomies would be immutable and therefore wouldn't go extinct

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 6:51

>>17
If the world was programmed in Lisp, things would stop existing once people forget about them.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 7:12

I bet the Jews did this.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 8:17

If it weren't for normies we wouldn't have to ravage the planet. Normies like driving everywhere all the time and flying everywhere for epic vacation instagram photos. One person's computer and monitor can run on a small solar panel + lithium battery. Most ISP infrastructure already has backup solar power protocols, so it's not even hypothetical anymore. Other necessary devices like a fridge, air conditioner, stove, and Tesla vehicle could run on grid power from a local nuclear plant or hydroelectric dam, neither of which destroy the only fucking planet we have to live on for the foreseeable future. It's basically normies that are ruining the planet and inventing the need for massive scale coal/petroleum/gas combustion. They keep ordering shit they don't need on Amazon, flying to places they don't need to go, eating expensive livestock meat they don't need to eat, printing shit on paper they don't need to print, or getting memed into creating a demand for resources that wouldn't exist if they didn't choose to live a decadent postmodern lifestyle.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 8:28

>>13
You are cancer. First you claim to not give a shit about other mammals despite being one yourself (presumably). Then you format ``climate change'' in "le epic sarcastic quote unquote meme", showing how gullible and uninformed you are by listening to those who construe a scientific debate as a political one. You don't know a fraction of the story, yet you feel qualified to leave a cavalier comment here like you have something to add. You have nothing to add. You're shit. You're just another one of the people whose stupidity is so great that it literally affects the solar system.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 10:50

Certainly, anecdotal reports indicate at least some individuals were killed by domestic dogs that were released onto the island from visiting boats, but also that the species was hunted by indigenous people who visited from PNG on a sporadic basis.
https://www.ehp.qld.gov.au/wildlife/threatened-species/endangered/endangered-animals/bramble_cay_melomys.html

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-06-16 11:43

>>21
All those enviro-tards want to do is eventually get us to kill ourselves or become enslaved by the government's draconian regulations to "save the Earth". I don't give a fuck about that shit. It's part of the same anti-freedom "turn everyone into sheeple" movement. I want the freedom to smoke (although I personally don't), burn fossil fuels and eat whatever the fuck I want. If it means the Earth changes in some huge way and everyone eventually dies, so be it. It was changing for the last few billion years anyway and probably tons of species became extent while new ones appeared. We'll go out in a blaze of glory and have fun all the way. Might as well enjoy our time on this planet and make a mark while we're at it. I never thought I'd say this, but YOLO.

>>22
What about those who visited from GIF?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 12:15

Cudder confirmed coalburner!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 12:29

>>23
YOLO
I LOVE YOU CUDER!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 12:53

>>23
Cudder, you can't seriously be that spiteful. I don't care if some retarded breed of Aussie rat dies off, but surely we have a duty of stewardship to ensure our children get to enjoy this world too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 13:30

>>26
Fuck your children.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-16 15:07

I want to fuck >>26-kun's children!

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 10:44

If they captured 42 rats to count them, could they keep a few in zoo? Many species extinct in the wild can survive in zoo.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 10:54

>>29
42 (lel) might not be enough to create a sustainable population, even in captivity

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2016-06-17 11:01

>>26
You're implying that this world is the best and nothing is better. Imagine if Homo_neanderthalensis thought the same tens of thousands of years ago and refused to build anything for fear of "damaging the environment".

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 12:49

Cudder is a nigger lover!

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 12:51

>>32
Cudder is a nigger
fixed that for you

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 14:13

>>31
Well they wouldn't you stupid asshole because that ecosystem isn't being raped to death by sentient homo sapiens with their knowledge of industry and resulting pollution.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-17 15:12

>>31
This world is the best place for humans to live for the next 100 years. Maybe we can have self-sustaining space colonies after that time but my prophesy says we won't get in within that time. We have a duty to ensure that our grandchildren 5 generations down the line can enjoy an earth where they are actually able enjoy a life outside without the aid of flippers and an oxygen mask.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-22 10:51

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-22 12:45

>>31
Homo_neanderthalensis
Was it really too hard to let the Wiki page finish loading so you could cunt-paste the title instead of the URL?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-22 18:29

>>37
He uses the Cudder browser. Clicking isn't supported yet.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:30

>>37
cunt-paste
This sounds delicious.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-23 1:34

>>39
it's spelled marmite m8

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