i like to shove things up my butt while i jack off

but im 14 and cant buy a dildo what can i use?

i have tried things like tooth brushes, lotion bottles but i want something bigger. i have looked for a dildo in my parents bedroom but cant find one. also what are good household lubricants for anal masturbation?

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This thread has little, if anything, to do with any programing language? Unless you consider language itself to be a programing language, which it is. A human-programing language for programing our perception of reality. See? I just programed you to go "oh good point" with my language.