i like to shove things up my butt while i jack off

but im 14 and cant buy a dildo what can i use?

i have tried things like tooth brushes, lotion bottles but i want something bigger. i have looked for a dildo in my parents bedroom but cant find one. also what are good household lubricants for anal masturbation?

Try a cyanide suppository, or a loaded shotgun.

What degeneracy is this?

i have tried things like tooth brushes

Did you use them afterwards?

which programming language is this?

>>5
This thread has little, if anything, to do with any programing language? Unless you consider language itself to be a programing language, which it is. A human-programing language for programing our perception of reality. See? I just programed you to go "oh good point" with my language.

>>6
Hmm, good point
it's JS though

Check em

>>1
You need to be older than 14 to buy a dildo? What weird country do you live in that put age restrictions on sexual materials? Please tell me you can at least buy condoms.

Your mom definitely have a dildo or a vibrator, almost all women over 18 have one, and definitely all adult women. You are just not looking hard enough.

Also, you can try your fist, that should be big enough. But personally, I recommend to just to goto xhamster.com and xvideos.com and and watch porn and masturable too, unless there are also laws in your country that says you are too young for that. Some good search words include "joi", "cei", "femdom", "ballbusting", "cbt", "chastity" (or "chastity -lynn" on xvideos, so you don't get that ugly bitch Chastity Lynn) and "forced bi".

does anyone even moderate these forums anymore?

Check em

>>10
/prog/ has never been moderated. They'll get bored in time, all spammers have.

>>12
But dubsfaggots are the cancer that remains, foiling your Free Market Posting fallacy.

/prog/ is libertarian utopia when admin takes a vacation