So it seems that I have a Jewish ancestor

I had no idea I was a Jew and I don't really know what to do of it.

Anyway I have a lot of catching up to do. How do I scam the goyim? How to jew them for fun and profit? Can you share your best tricks?

Please help a jewbro out!

Invent a horrible programming language, like PHP, then sell backdoors NSA and other interested parties.

What programming language is this?

Don't be a race traitor. You must now code completely in Lisp.

>>3
CLISP

>>1
What kind of ancestor? True Jews have a direct line of Jewish Women in their families. Anything else is a Lesser Jew and does not deserve to be initiated to the secrets of world domination.

Why don't you faggots stop using /prog/ as your personal toilet and actually post something substantially related to programing instead of your "ironic" shitposting and other such faggotry? Your "irony" has long since stopped being "funny." You should all just be permabanned for being memespouting faggots to begin with. Furthermore you are board wreckers who contribute nothing to this board and are directly responsible for the state of /prog/.

Check em

>>7
/prog/ is a board for programmers to talk, not a board for talking about programming.

>>6
Then I'm a lesser Jew but how fucked am I? Muslims and nazis are out to kill me because I'm jew enough for the oven, and OTOH I'm probably not Jew enough to get Israel citizenship.

>>10
Consider converting to Satanism and accepting Satan. That will allow you worship Mammon and still scam goyim.

>>11
Nice primary dubs

What genealogy is this?