1
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-01 20:41
Hi, I just found out there are a such thing as Kosher certified apps. Anyone know if there are Halal certified apps, or other indications of retardation?
2
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-02 0:56
There is a special phone full of approved apps.
http://peacemobilephone.com
3
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-02 6:20
>>2 Is it just me, or does that look like a cock-and-balls on the phone with the blue background.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-02 7:21
>>3 That was the second thing I noticed. The first was that the banner looks like they used the paint fill tool and forgot to fill in the letters.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-02 7:50
>>3 No it doesn't.
>>4 Wrong. They obviously used the magic wand tool in photoshop to delete the background for transparency.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-03 3:33
Today, I made kosher certified pancakes with kosher certified maple syrup using kosher certified flour, kosher certified baking soda, kosher certified salt, kosher certified vanilla extract, kosher certified sugar, kosher certified organic eggs from kosher fowl, kosher certified organic milk, and kosher certified organic butter without whey cream.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-03 5:33
>>6 Today, I made kosher certified pancakes Moar liek "kosher Diabetus"
8
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-03 5:59
>>2 If this wasn't designed by the NSA I'm sorely disappointed with my government.
>>3 I saw it before I saw your comment. Just the dick though.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2016-07-05 0:14
