Common Lisp changed nothing?

Why didn't CL save the world?

because it's fucking shit. CL is a nasty fucking language. the only reason to use it is if you need the speed of sbcl.

Because it was a casualty of the AI winter. But all the other languages are Greenspunning hard.

>>1
2017 will be the Year of Lisp on Github.
2018 will be the Year of Linux on the Desktop
2019 will be the Year of LispScript on the web
2020 will be the Year when Linux is rewritten in Lisp
2021 LISP machines are resurrected from pirated Symbolics software
2022 LISP machines enter mass production with new LISPOS obliterating the need for Linux
2023 UN declares LISP a human language
2024 LISP is taught in schools instead of Java and Python
2025 Space Industry switches to SafeLisp from Ada
2026 Airlines save enormous sums by migrating to failure tolerant AIRLISP capable of backtracking program execution, a dialect of SafeLisp
2027 MacroAssemblers are replaced by LispAsm
2028 Github Lisp projects approach 90% of total
2029 C is relegated to legacy Non-Lisp Machine system called Legacy Personal Workstations, kept for compatibility with ancient software such as early Gnu C compiler which is now called Gnu Compiler Collection

Check em

>>5
``CHECK'' MY ANUS

CL puts defun back into programming!

Lisp is a Jewish scam. But ``changed nothing''‽ It increased the national debt!

(1+ national-debt)

Check em

Caress my dubs

>>9

(define (+1 x) (- 1 x))

NO BUGS
PERFECTION

>>12
trying to define symbol already defined in COMMON-LISP:USER

>>14
Do you even Lisp, bro? define doesn't define symbols in COMMON-LISP.

>>15

Of course I Lisp.

(define (fact n) (- 1 (* (fact n) 1)))

PERFECT

>>14
(defmacro define defvar)

you happy faggot?

>>16
Sure, but that wouldn't be in COMMON-LISP, rather COMMON-LISP-USER.

>>16
and that's not valid defmacro syntax either.

Every faggot on this board trying to dick around with claiming Lisp knowledge needs to be shot. It's the fucking blind arrogantly screaming at the blind. Choke on necro-dicks.

>>17-19
yall roodypoos can't detect irony if you're lives depended on it

>>19

I obviously need to walk you through the CODE.

fact = factor

1 is an identity operator, so using the substitution rule:

(- 1 (* (fact n) 1))

is equivalent to:

(- (fact n) (* 1 (fact n))

lern to Lisp moar, imbecile.

>>21
call stack exceeded available memory

>>22
Exceeded my expectations with your dubs. good work!

(define (fact n)
(cond ((zero? n) 1)
(#t (* n (fact (sub1 n))))))

>>24
Good on you for posting this. I was worried my misinformation was being taken seriously as Poe's law would predict. My misinformation was directed at people who would recognize it as such and enjoy a good chuckle at a thing that appears to offend prog sensibilities.

Common lisp is for commoners. I use rare lisp.

>>21
Hey faggot, you didn't even get what the problem was. Shove your grade school fibs up your ass.

fibs my anus

>>26

I use pokélisp.

>>29
*pokes*

poké is short for ``pocket''

It's also a type of tuna salad

I never understood why the nipponese creators of the game put that accent over the e.

>>32
It would be "poke" without the accent. Pokemon.

>>33
and "poke" would be pronounced "poh keh" to nipponisheses.