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What did Anal Turings boyfriend say as gay marriage vows?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-22 20:50

You complete me!

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-23 4:52

Alan Mathison Turing OBE FRS (/ˈtjʊərɪŋ/; 23 June 1912 – 7 June 1954) was a pioneering English computer scientist, mathematician, logician, cryptanalyst and theoretical biologist. He was highly influential in the development of theoretical computer science, providing a formalisation of the concepts of algorithm and computation with the Turing machine, which can be considered a model of a general purpose computer.[2][3][4] Turing is widely considered to be the father of theoretical computer science and artificial intelligence.[5]

During the Second World War, Turing worked for the Government Code and Cypher School (GC&CS) at Bletchley Park, Britain's codebreaking centre. For a time he led Hut 8, the section responsible for German naval cryptanalysis. He devised a number of techniques for breaking German ciphers, including improvements to the pre-war Polish bombe method and an electromechanical machine that could find settings for the Enigma machine. Turing played a pivotal role in cracking intercepted coded messages that enabled the Allies to defeat the Nazis in many crucial engagements, including the Battle of the Atlantic; it has been estimated that this work shortened the war in Europe by as many as four years.[6]

After the war, he worked at the National Physical Laboratory, where he designed the ACE, among the first designs for a stored-program computer. In 1948 Turing joined Max Newman's Computing Machine Laboratory at the Victoria University of Manchester, where he helped develop the Manchester computers[7] and became interested in mathematical biology. He wrote a paper on the chemical basis of morphogenesis, and predicted oscillating chemical reactions such as the Belousov–Zhabotinsky reaction, first observed in the 1960s.

Turing was prosecuted in 1952 for homosexual acts, when such behaviour was still a criminal act in the UK. He accepted treatment with DES (chemical castration) as an alternative to prison. Turing died in 1954, 16 days before his 42nd birthday, from cyanide poisoning. An inquest determined his death as suicide, but it has been noted that the known evidence is equally consistent with accidental poisoning.[8] In 2009, following an Internet campaign, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown made an official public apology on behalf of the British government for "the appalling way he was treated." Queen Elizabeth II granted him a posthumous pardon in 2013.[9][10][11]

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-23 5:03

>>1
U MENA ``Anal Touring"?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-23 5:06

I never cared for the 'touring' part, i dont get the pun or joke or whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-23 5:20

>>4
taking a tour of anuses?[/overexplained to nigger IQ]

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-24 12:40

Tour these dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-26 22:54

Check 'em

Name: Sage 2016-07-26 23:05

Check fucking dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 0:15

>>8
You think that's cool, you should see me 3D print with my butt!

Name: Cudder 2016-07-27 2:27

The pleasure of being denied the relief of farting

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 4:11

>>10
Where's your tripcode?

Name: Cudder 2016-07-27 8:58

>>11
A nigger stole it after he fucked me in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 15:10

>you will never be forced to lick Cudder's hairy bumhole as she angrily forces your head into her ass

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 15:24

>>13
Who are you meme-arrowing?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 17:23

>>14
Sorry, what?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 17:37

>>15
He's telling you to polecat kebabs. Are you retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-27 19:14

>>16
polecat kebabs
You're the one speaking in retarded memes, Forrest.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-28 5:10

>>17
Back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-28 23:15

>>17
And you are not?

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-01 7:15

>>19
Is Forrest Gump a meme now? If it's a /b/ thing, then get yourself the fuck back there and stop shitting around thinking everybody who's seen a movie is some retarded chan faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-01 15:54

>>20
You know what's a /b/ thing? Your face.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-01 20:52

CHECK THESE BEAUTIFUL DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-09 20:45

>>16
It's /polecat kebabs/.

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