Better Start Using Female Functions, Shitlords

The Bechdel test has also inspired gender-related tests for nonfiction. Laurie Voss, CTO of npm, proposed a Bechdel test for software. Source code passes this test if it contains a function written by a woman developer which calls a function written by a different woman developer.[46] Press notice was attracted[47][48] after the U.S. government agency 18F analyzed their own software according to this metric.[49] The Bechdel test also inspired the Finkbeiner test, a checklist to help journalists avoid gender bias in articles about women in science.[50]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bechdel-Wallace_test#Derived_tests

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm a different woman in my mind every time I write a new function. I even wear a different dress.

>>3
Is it a cute dress with lots of frills and bows?

I dress like a Rozen Maiden.

WHAT
IS WOMAN?

That's stupid, there's no such thing as gender.

>>4
I had a talk with a 19 year old kid on IRC who didn't know what frills were. Can you believe that? Not knowing what frills are?!

He writes C++, so now he has template<int N=INT_MAX> class problems{};

real programmers use macros