Why web 2.0 shit sucks

Let's use an immature standard and young libs for production servers

https://auth0.com/blog/critical-vulnerabilities-in-json-web-token-libraries/

Go run this one-liner that totally won't fuck your shit up to install a shitty package manager that works like shit anyways.

https://scott.arciszewski.me/blog/2014/08/dont-use-composer-php

God damn it, why arent there any good JWT libs for C?

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There's a programming game called Screeps where they rent out CPU time to run your critters' AI code that you have to write.

Problem is: it's written in node.js. No fucking wonder the prices for CPU time are that fucking expensive, my god.

Some faggot had the audacity to recommend me a fucking C to JS compiler for this shit.