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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 21:25

Make architypes of programmers ITT:

The elitist:
* Loves plan9 and constantly reminds people that plan9 has a better way of doing this
* Uses a minimal window manager, 80% of his programs are terminal based
* Spends all day on IRC telling people to google it and triggering the bot to feed them factoids like a prepared explanation of the XY problem
* hosts his own web site but it's just a <html>nothing here</html> or a single image with no links
* "clowns" people on twitter and links it in his personal IRC community

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-18 1:07

The retard
* reads popular blog posts on hacker news, reddit r/programming so that he knows what to agree with
* litters technical discussions irl with the kind of stupid jokes that get upvotes on reddit, and xkcd references because they can't add anything of use
* no real foundation or understanding of computation, leans heavily on frameworks and copy paste
* uses an IDE
* thinks that libraries are written by gods
* can't do anything that doesn't run inside a web browser
* the majority of the code in any of his projects are filled with 'tooling' gradle, javadoc generated 'stuff', folders within folders
* refuses to use (and argues rabidly against) anything that isn't "proven" - a completely subjective concept used to justify not using anything that isn't shit

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