Silicon Valley

What programming language should I learn so that I can live a life like that Hendrix guy from the Silicon Valley show? WTF even is compression? I just want an epic company I can get funded and sell. What language?

What hacking techniques should i learn, /prog/. I want to be like that guy from that movie "Hackers" with a cool girlfriend.
WTF is "Social Engineering", does it involve talking to people?