Silicon Valley

What programming language should I learn so that I can live a life like that Hendrix guy from the Silicon Valley show? WTF even is compression? I just want an epic company I can get funded and sell. What language?

jQuery

What hacking techniques should i learn, /prog/. I want to be like that guy from that movie "Hackers" with a cool girlfriend.
WTF is "Social Engineering", does it involve talking to people?

>>3
That's badass, I didn't even know hackers could have gfs.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/autism-a-silicon-valley-asset-with-social-quirks/ar-AAibyTg

>>5
That's badass, I didn't even know the autistics could have jobs.

This guy is basically enslaving them. It's either work for this faggot's beta testing company for minimum wage or be unemployed on welfare cause no one will hire you.

Check em

>>6
They don't. These are the merely-swkward losers who got a diagnosis because autism is the current fad. They probably were said to be ADHD as children and soon they'll be trannies because they are malleable enough to project symptoms on just enough gor a doctor to declare them diseased.

Real autistics are the ones who haven't talked in twenty years and have to be bathed by their mothers or they'll forget.

>>9
Nice damage control, but I'm afraid this is proof that autism is no excuse for not working a full time job. Better get to checking those job listing, pal.

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>>11
Checked. Nice dubs!