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Why are computer niggers so dumb?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 19:52

Why is it that everyone who works on software insists that it's an incredibly hard field? Oh no, testing is so hard. Making ``clean'', ``elegant'' software is impossible. Naming things is too hard. Finding the right developer is too hard. Hiring is impossible. Managing groups of +5 programmers is an unsolved problem. Better post that on Medium.

You never see mechanical engineers, mathematicians or chemists making shitty blog posts on Reddit on how tough their field is and how much love they need for being the saviors of this world. Stop whining so much, you San Fagcisco-based currynigger wannabes.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 19:55

i don't think anybody recognizes how hard it actually is

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-09 20:09

>>2
you will know how hard it is soon enough

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 1:18

Finding the right developer is too hard
http://danluu.com/hiring-lemons/

Post at least one blog post of a mathematician complaining about the exact same thing. I'll wait.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 1:20

Check dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 13:09

>>5
Terrible dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 14:11

>>4
Mathematicians should share their secret of always hiring the right developer!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 17:39

I had a chart from a psychological study that showed the average IQs over various professions.

There was greater IQ variance among computer programmers--from about 100 to 120--which was more so than other professions. The mean was still lower than that of accountants and of course doctors and professors (of any field).

Codemonkeys are codemonkeys because they couldn't hack it at a real field like medicine or mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 18:39

Why the fuck do blogs like Coding Horror and Lambda the Ultimate even exist? Stop pretending your code monkey tasks are difficult.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 21:15

>>9
They are difficult tasks for monkies,

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 21:36

DUBS !!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-10 22:56

Hiring qualified programmers is difficult: I have to interview idiots every week and most of them can't even explain what they are doing in their current position, and they all have bs/ms/phd degrees from well known universities. My theory is that money is attracting a lot of idiots who can't program but that somehow manage to finish collage. Also there are much more people with CS degrees than mechanical/math/chemistry degrees. My suggestion to you >>1-san is to stop reading leddit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 2:32

>>12
But hiring quality mathematicians or engineers isn't? Why are so many redditards acting like we've got it really tough?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 5:26

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 5:28

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 13:51

>>12,13

I'm an mechanical engineer and I interview people that can't use a screwdriver. Programmers really do complain a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 15:24

>>16
What kind of people are you trying to hire?

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 15:48

>>17
Preferably attractive, large breasted people of non-specific gender.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 16:36

>>18
Lame. Flat and feminine is cuter.

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 16:38

>>18
People with breasts can't program!

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 16:56

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 17:15

>>21
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-11 20:07

>>17
People who can do my job for me while I take credit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 16:17

Computer niggers are so dumb they will argue over the existence of a byte order mark.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 20:51

Computer niggers are so dumb they find old women attractive and young cute girls disgusting and want any maaaalllleeee in the world who has a child bride to be bombed by America or the EU.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:04

>>24
Should not exist.

>>25
There are already enough pedophiles on /prog/ without you.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:09

I am so sick of these legal immigrants, who the fuck do they think they are? If you want to come into /prog/ then go to mexico and cross the border like everyone else has to.

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