Who the fuck hires a guy with a lisp to read the weather?

I'm flipping channels on the boob tube and spot the guy with the frontal map on the Fox affiliate here in Detroit, so I figure it's a good time to check out what weather will be for my next couple days off. Fucking cold is best they can tell me.

But I stuck around to listen to details, and this guy's got a lisp like crazy! He sounds like a retard! What the fuck??

>>7
e/g/in /g/ro

>>8

le pedophile sage

>>8
if I reply with 'le pedophile sage' does it create an infinite loop of saging and calling out sagers?

le pedophile sage

>>10

seriously why are you saging every thread? what is your point?

>>11
sure buddy, everyone who ticks 'don't bump' checkbox is one person. personally, I'm saging this particular thread because I'm shitposting and I usually don't bump threads to the top of the board when I write dumb shit - thus, polite sage. this doesn't harm the thread in any way because sage is not a downvote (the thread stays when it used to be, newfriend) - although sometimes I sage stupid threads to tell the OP that he's an idiot without exposing everyone else to OP's idiocy.

>>12
okay it's polite but you are still pedophile sager, sorry.

>>13
you're one too now

>>14
n-no I'm not!

>>12
You're getting trolled by a bad attempt of a troll.

>>16
does it count as getting trolled if I'm having fun?