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haskell brain damage cancer invades scheme*

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 1:33

http://blog.racket-lang.org/2007/11/getting-rid-of-set-car-and-set-cdr.html

(* depr derp we're not "scheme" anymore... i know)

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 3:08

2017

Name: Seppuku 2016-11-11 4:53

Hana-wa sakura, hito-wa bushi.

The Commandant of the U.S. Marine Corps embodies a Code of Honor.

Somebody should give the sexual predator Trump a loaded gun and tell him to do the right thing.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 5:12

tfw you're the only person on this board besides Mentifex that doesn't like Trump

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 11:14

>>4
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 12:48

>>5
Famed AI researcher Dr. Arthur T. Murray, inventor of first general AI and political commentator writing for Medium.com( https://medium.com/@mentificium/overthrow-chinese-government-to-liberate-hong-kong-6e3c4a670400 )

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 14:35

(((joshua wong)))

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 16:43

>>7
'(((joshua wong)))

Make sure that your post evaluates!

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-11 20:39

>>6
writing for Medium.com

*with free hosting from Medium.com

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-12 19:50

What do pairs have to do with lists? That's the real brain damage cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-12 19:57

>>10
You can use pairs to construct a list using recursion.

(first (second (third (fourth fifth))))

is a list, just as

first->second->third->fourth->fifth

is

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-12 20:56

What's the point in having dynamic typing if each "type" needs its own separate operations anyway? Isn't that just more ways of having errors?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-12 20:57

The distinction between dynamic and static typing is retarded anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-13 14:48

>>13
Yes, the real distinction is between unityped and multityped languages.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-19 20:17

>>14
So, how does one tell an "unityped" language from a "multityped" language?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-19 23:13

>>11
FOURTH is not a function

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 0:11

>>16
And THIRD is?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 0:30

🕍

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 5:13

Typed Racket is the future.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 6:28

Scheme has no future.
Racket has no future too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 6:51

Racket is the future of checking types.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 7:06

check these types

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 7:45

>>21
Racket is the proof that so called "type checking" is nonexistent.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 17:34

>>23
Lolwut.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 18:06

>>24
The lame attempt of typed racket to implement the so called "type checking" as it is imagined by believers in so called "type checking" proves that 1) so called "type checking" never existed in other languages and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-20 21:47

>>25
The lame attempt of JavaScript to implement the so called "higher-order functions" as it is imagined by believers in so called "higher-order functions" proves that 1) so called "higher-order functions" never existed in other languages and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 8:58

The lame attempt of %LanguageName% to implement the so called "Feature" as it is imagined by believers in so called "Feature" proves that 1) so called "Features" never existed in other languages and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 9:19

>>26
Elaborate please.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 12:07

>>27
This can be further abstracted.

The lame attempt of Negros to implement the so called "civilization" as it is imagined by believers in so called "civilization" proves that 1) so called "civilization" never existed in other races and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.

The lame attempt of banks to implement the so called "fractional reserve" as it is imagined by believers in so called "fractional reserve" proves that 1) so called "fractional reserve" never existed in other institutions and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.

The lame attempt of the Titanic to implement the so called "compartmentalized hull" as it is imagined by believers in so called "compartmentalized hull" proves that 1) so called "compartmentalized hull" never existed in other ships and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 14:38

>>29
that's really cool and interestin about the negro but you could try to post that sort of stuff in /lounge/ because it's not programming

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 15:48

>>11
Oh, okay, I get it, you mean it's kind of like doing var cons = function(first, rest){
return function(f) { return f(first, rest); };
};

var list = function(...atoms){
if(atoms.length == 0) return null;
var lst = cons(atoms[atoms.length-1], null);
for(var i = atoms.length - 2; i >= 0; i--) lst = cons(atoms[i], lst);
return lst;
};
! Programming is fun!

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 16:17

>>31
wtf howis that there

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 16:35

>>31
Nice Common Lisp code, brah.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-21 23:20

muh higher order functions
why are functional programmers so stupid?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-22 1:12

>>34
Why are imperative cucks unable to formulate an actual argument?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-22 6:11

>>35
Why are cucks unable to communicate without cucks pervading their every thought?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-22 7:49

>>35
why are functional programmers unable to realize that most of the languages they're using are imperative (just not procedural or OO)?

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-22 8:56

>>37
You'd best explain that assertion right now boy, or we're going to have problems.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-22 9:30

>>38
All programming languages are imperative by definition.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-22 9:43

>>38
control flow described with recursion is still control flow

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