Can Jesus heat a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?

Assuming Jesus is omnipotent, we have a contradiction that "proves" omnipotence is impossible but is obviously bullshit.

How is this different from the standard proof against the halting problem?

Can Jesus play ping pong so good that my sister eats oranges instead of apples and the progrider admin updates the tls certificate?

>>2
dead men don't upgrade certificates

Why is it sensible that omnipotence means the ability to do paradoxes? Can God create himself and destroy himself at the same time? No. Is there any meaning in having such a paradoxical capability? No. I don't understand why paradoxes need to be a part of omnipotence.

JACKSON FIVE GET

Can Jesus be omnipotent enough to overpower two Roman legionnaires?

Can Jesus make a monad analogy so confusing even he couldn't understand it?

>>7
Monads are just burritos, and Jesus can't heat burritos, so no.

Is a lump of carbon still considered a burrito?

>>7
le monad!

deck chubs

God exists outside the laws of the universe ergo he exists outside our notion of logic, so trying to disprove his omnipotence using our rules of logic is fallacious.

>>12 Logic doesn't require a universe

>>10
e/prog/in meme, /prog/ro!

>>14
thanks, /prog/ro! I worked hard on this meme and I'm glad it's as e/prog/in as I hoped.

>>4
Those paradoxes only exist from a mammalian perspective. When you can bend time and space, structures like this^[1] become reasonable, and all logical paradoxes similarly become natural.

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So we can all agree god is illogical.

Jesus could, because Yeshua is the mortal form of our immortal lord Yahweh

>>3
deadotaku men don't upgrade certificates

>>16
I usually hate it when people try to post images here but this is an acceptable way of doing that

Check dubs you fucking bastards

>>22
[+] Performing dubs self-check...
[+] Self-check success!