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One Life In Russia

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-18 1:51

The story of my life is being translated to English. Here is an excerpt:
https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/one-life-in-russia-eng.md
After a couple of interviews, I was accepted into the company "Devino Telecom", engaged in e-mail and SMS distribution, they had their own software solution, consisting of several services written in different languages, including C#, Java and PHP, with MSSQL used as major database, but there were also oracle, mysql, and various nosql key-value databases. My initial goal was to support technical support, troubleshooting, and fixing bugs in C# services. Then create a module for integration with third-party services. And finally translating "legacy" PHP service into C#. The task, I formally completed, but with large volumes of mailings old PHP service performance was superior to new C# one, due to factors such as shared-nothing architecture of PHP releasing all resources after sending the message block, the use of optimized libraries (including library for bzip2 compression), written in C/C++ (as for C# version I was told to use roughly sloppy hobbyists C# version of the library), as well as the use of PHP utf8 compact format to store strings, while C# applied utf16. Use in C# utf8 is impossible, because all the libraries, including the http generators, expect utf16. Worst of all was the automatic memory management, which did not knew anything about running several parallel service processes will use the same memory, and therefore sometimes giving all memory one service, while other services fell with out-of-memory errors, losing the message, and therefore the clients' money.

It was in 2014, around that time Russia went to war with Ukraine, and I fell into disgrace, after an attempt to convey to the fanatical devotee C# team that C# has weaknesses, and there are cases where a decision on the PHP language better cope with the task, and that PHP service deserves a chance at life, because it is unprofitable to translate in C#, just because of the fact that PHP seems someone ugly language.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-18 1:59

A few days later I was asked to write a letter of resignation. Rather then it affected by several factors: I was not able to bring to the team his argument; the manager did not want to keep such a controversial individual as I am; my refusal to hand over the money for all sorts of holidays, including the birth of team leads daughter's cat (I believe it is still the practice of the Soviet system of levies). In interviews at other companies have asked me about the reasons I was fired with previous work, and knew that I - russophobe, without hesitation denied employment. That is quite logical, because no HR would love criticism of their nation, but I could not get along in the Russian team, and knowing Russian temper, I could just pull down the stairs, or frame at work, having achieved another way of my dismissal.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-18 4:42

How many Russians is required to change a light bulb?
None: Russians will simply declare that the lamp works,
and the darkness - is the light.
- Lightbulb joke in the realities of Russia

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-18 4:48

Funny joke

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-18 12:01

JACKSON FIVE GET

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-18 14:05

>>1
where a decision on the PHP language
a solution based on the PHP language

Learn fucking English instead of Google Translate. Just because "decision" and "solution" are the same word in Russian doesn't mean they are in English.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-19 12:52

>>6
thanks

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-19 18:36

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-20 9:02

>>8

sorry. paragraph appears to be the biggest structuring unit of text

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-20 13:00

>>9
What. Its just a cute parrot to improve the mood of this depressing thread.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-20 13:16

>>10
Parrot is deprecated, use moar.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-20 13:17

dubs get check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-20 13:55

>>12
checkem: error: nothing to check for 'dubs'

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-21 21:50

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-21 22:19

Has Nikita fled to Ukraine yet?

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-22 3:56

Nikita should flee to Crimea

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-22 10:20

Last update: 3 days ago
How am I supposed to finish this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-22 14:35

Why are you doxxing your grandparents, Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-27 6:18

>>18

like when you hate something

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-30 7:17

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-31 10:24

translation is almost finished, ending with me in soviet mental institution

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-31 10:50

>>21
Yo Ivan check my dubz BLYAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Психушка 2016-12-31 14:59

Twenty-three skidoo, Comrade!

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